Here Kitty Kitty

(It's the beginning of a new and excitingly different story)

I'm saying, "Here, kitty, kitty" 'cause I want to play
I'm on the search all day and hope I find a stray
Then I'll take her off the streets
Give her silk sheets
Plenty of sweets and warm milk for weeks

Now I wanna play, and damn, she be frisky
Feisty, fasty, some say "Nasty"
So, I pet my kitty, pet my kitty cat, word!
Stroke my kitty, kitty 'til my kitty cat purrs

She's a Felix cat, she's got a bag of tricks
And on the bag of tricks
She's got some crazy fleas and ticks
I must be allergic, she's giving me an itch
Now that sweet kitty, kitty is a little bitch

I gotta find another
I'll search the whole city
Walking up and down the street
Singing: "Here, kitty, kitty"

Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
Here, kitty, kitty, come in!
Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
So, we can get down and begin

Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
Here, kitty, kitty, come in!
Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in-
(I'll have to fetch a brand-new cat!)

Now there's Garfield cats and cats with hats
And in my neighborhood, you got some cats with gats
Now I met my match, the best of the batch
Gotta watch out, because you might get scratched

Now the kitty cat's pissed, the kitty cat hissed
The kitty got crazy and she swung and missed
So, I got my bat and hit that cat!
She's flat, now I wear her like a raccoon hat

Now I hate wannabes or cats with fleas
Or them timid kitty cats who get stuck in trees
Chasing the mousie who wants the cheese
Playing with yarn on my homeboy's keys

I want a kitty who won't skeeze
You know, a fly Oriental who's named Siamese
And if I have to, homes, you know I'll search the whole city
Walking up and down the street
Singing: "Here, kitty, kitty"

Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
Here, kitty, kitty, come in!
Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
So, we can get down and begin

Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
Here, kitty, kitty, come in!
Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
So, we can get down and begin

Round and round the "Lost and Found"
Another word for that is the kitty cat pound
Not just dogs, some cats like bones
Screeching through the night, them kitty cat moans

Nasty!
That means they're all hot and bothered
But gotta be careful, 'cause some kitties hate water
That means they're foul, here's some soap and a towel
Hit that thang, or else I'm back on the prowl

Three blind mice
Three cats with mittens
Snoopy cats, groupie cats
Yo, groupie kittens!
What is a cat?
Yo! I'll tell you, don't push me
If you haven't guessed, a kitty cat is a pussy

Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
Here, kitty, kitty, come in!
Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
So, we can get down and begin

Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
Here, kitty, kitty, come in!
Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
So, we can get down and begin

Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in, come in?
Here, kitty, kitty, come in!
Here, kitty, kitty, won't you come in-