Fifteen Beers

Here he come, honey, run on

I drank 15 beers
That's a whole lot of brew in one night
When you try to drown a memory from your mind
It took me 15 beers to get here
I don't know how many more 'til I leave
Take my change in tears and drink my 15 beers

Well, I rolled into Joe's about 6:15
And I was ready to pour 'em down
Because at eight o'clock Delilahs was a-meeting me there
Well, I thought I would have a pour just to loosen up
'Cause we were really gonna swing tonight
I could already see her face and touch her long red hair

Well, at 9:35, I thought man a live
What could be a-holding her up?
Just then, a man in a long black Cadillac
Came in and told little Joe filler up
While he was cleaning off the windows a-kissing, he saw
In the back and it was soft as rain
It was Delilah sipping on pink champagne

I drank 15 beers
That's a whole lot of brew for one man
When you try to drown a memory from your mind, yeah
It took 15 beers to forget you
I don't know how many more to just get
While he holds Delilah near, I'll drink my 15 beers
Bring it on

I drank 15 beers
And that's a whole lot of brew in one night
When you try to drown a memory from your mind
It took me 15 beers to get here
I don't know how many more 'til I leave
I'll take my change in tears and drink my 15 beers

My 15 beers, how many of you are six or seven?
15 beers, just keep bringing them son
15 beers, that's what I need
Bring me that 15 beers
And by the way, bring me chili scorch