If You Didn't Come to Party

If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I'll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I'll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron

If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face
'Cause if you didn't come to party, you're in the wrong place

Pansy thinks she's all that in her frilly pink dress
But she looks like a hot, tranny mess
I see her rollin' in with Draco
But I'm schemin' on her man
She's afraid I'm gonna steal him
'Cause she knows I can

All I need is five minutes, five minutes with him alone
And I'll bet you five sickles he's gonna take me home

If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I'll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I'll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron

If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face
'Cause if you didn't come to party, you in the wrong place

Drinkin' gin and pumpkin juice in my silver-chrome cup
I'm gonna get real loose, I'm gonna get fucked up
Some wizards can't hold their liquor and they get real sloppy
If they get much sicker, better go see Madam Poppy

Even Snape's a little tipsy
And McGonagall is smokin'
Trelawny's drinkin' sherry
And Dumbledore is tokin'

Why you tryna kill my buzz
You're a prefect, not a narc
Why you gotta call the fuzz?
Bitch, I got a Dark Mark

If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain't afraid to cut a witch up in the Great Hall
I'll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I'll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron

If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face
'Cause if you didn't come to party, you're in the wrong place

The boys are feelin' me tonight
They're tying to get next to me
And we're gonna have an orgy
'Cause we're high on ecstasy

If you take Felix Felicis
You just may get lucky
But you gotta wait in line
If you wanna friend me on MySpace

Don't you call me a whore 'cause I like to get laid
I do this just for fun, I never get paid

So if you wanna get with me
Don't matter what house you're from
So long as you promise me
You're gonna make me come
With you to the next Yule Ball

If you didn't come to party, I assume you came to brawl
And I ain't afraid to cut a bitch up in the Great Hall
I'll sectumsempra your ass before you even draw your wand
I'll make a fool out of you like you that broke wizard Ron

If you didn't come to party, why you at the Yule Ball?
I'm rollin' three Death Eaters deep like I was Biggie Smalls
Gonna crucio your ass if you get up in my face
'Cause if you didn't come to party, you're in the wrong place