Flu Ride
Just hear those noses sniffilin', sore throats ticklin' too
C'mon it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with the flu
Outside the snow is fallin', your fever's at 102
Let's take some Alka-Seltzer and a box of antihistamines too
We'll bring some Kleenex with us and sing a chorus or two
Let's let my red nose lead us in a sleigh ride in spite of the flu
Hack it up, hack it up, lung it up, let's go
Phlegm chunks in the snow
We're coughin' up a yellow and green rainbow
Cough it up, cough it up, cough it up, oh man
There's some on my hand
My glands are puffed and swollen and every hour I pee
My throat's as rough as leather and raspy as it can be
Let's take some Kleenex with us and sing a carol or two
We'll make our noses redder on a sleigh ride to go with the flu
My kid came home from preschool with a cough today
He'll infect the whole darn neighborhood in about a day
We'll be callin' in sick to work until the diarrhea stops
At the pharmacy we'll get lots more pills to pop
Pop pop pop
I took every medication I can legally buy
For the coughing, sneezing, sniffling and the watery eyes
I'll be getting real drunk on Nyquil, I'll take Contact till I'm high
This wonderful buzz is great but I'm glad I don't have to drive
Just hear those noses snifflin', sore throats ticklin' too
C'mon it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with the flu
Outside the snow is fallin', your fever's at 102
C'mon it's lousy weather for a flu ride together with you
C'mon it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with the flu
Outside the snow is fallin', your fever's at 102
Let's take some Alka-Seltzer and a box of antihistamines too
We'll bring some Kleenex with us and sing a chorus or two
Let's let my red nose lead us in a sleigh ride in spite of the flu
Hack it up, hack it up, lung it up, let's go
Phlegm chunks in the snow
We're coughin' up a yellow and green rainbow
Cough it up, cough it up, cough it up, oh man
There's some on my hand
My glands are puffed and swollen and every hour I pee
My throat's as rough as leather and raspy as it can be
Let's take some Kleenex with us and sing a carol or two
We'll make our noses redder on a sleigh ride to go with the flu
My kid came home from preschool with a cough today
He'll infect the whole darn neighborhood in about a day
We'll be callin' in sick to work until the diarrhea stops
At the pharmacy we'll get lots more pills to pop
Pop pop pop
I took every medication I can legally buy
For the coughing, sneezing, sniffling and the watery eyes
I'll be getting real drunk on Nyquil, I'll take Contact till I'm high
This wonderful buzz is great but I'm glad I don't have to drive
Just hear those noses snifflin', sore throats ticklin' too
C'mon it's lousy weather to be sufferin' inside with the flu
Outside the snow is fallin', your fever's at 102
C'mon it's lousy weather for a flu ride together with you
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Writer(s): Bob Rivers, Joe Bryant, Spike O'niell
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