Lez Be Friends

The Midnight Beast
It's the year of the beast
You don't have to shout before you come out tonight, girl
You're sure gonna get (yeah, yeah)
It's your boy, Stefan
That's what

If a girl won't come 'round (she must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down (she must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me (she must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly (you must be a lesbian)

I'm at a party, I'm a girl machine
I'm gonna have sex with them all, if you know what I mean
It's like a sweet 16, but the girls are 18
And I can't wait to peel 'em like a tangerine

I'm gonna go down on 'em like a submarine
Submarines are fun
I-I-I walk to a hottie and turn on my charm
But before I can start, I hear a rape alarm

It's going-
I can't feel my ears, I think they're bleeding from the-
I can't work out why the girls are screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Oh, wait, I bet she likes kissing girls

I still hear the-
Maybe if I let her, she would me with a-
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight
No, hang on, I bet you like boobies, right?

If a girl won't come 'round (she must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down (she must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me (she must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly (oh, you must be a lesbian)
If a girl won't kiss (she's taking a piss)
Or get down with this (I can't believe it)
If she doesn't fancy me
She must bat for the other team (she's a lesbian)

Take two, it's my rapping debut
I'm having trouble trying to find a better girl to pursue
I'm like a fire truck
What? Full of muscly guys?
I meant a pun where I'd compare the hose to my own size (oh)

And then I see her, and I start feeling sick
I say my name is Pogo, you want to jump on my stick? (Boing)
I woo her with my words, ask if I can poker face?
She doesn't see the funny side and sprays my face with mace

It's going-
I can't feel my eyes, I think they're bleeding from the-
I can't work out why the girl is screaming
I'm the best looking boy in the world
Oh wait, unless she likes kissing girls

I still feel the-
Maybe she could me up my with a-
I can't work out why the girls don't fancy me
I'm the best looking boy in sight
Holy smokes, I bet she likes boobies, right?

If a girl won't come 'round (she must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down (she must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me (she must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly (she must be a lesbian!)
If a girl won't kiss (she's taking a piss)
Or get down with this (I can't believe it)
If she don't give me the eye
She must drive on the other side (she's a lesbian)

That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must be a lesbian
That girl, she must- (she's a lesbian)

It's your birthday!
You go girl, what's your name?
I like your shoes
We are two boys, and we're looking for two girls
They are two girls, let's talk to the girls
How are you? What's your name?
I tried to talk, but I just came in my pants
I am sad
Chatting up to girls is really rad

If a girl won't come 'round (she must be a lesbian)
Or turns me down (she must be a lesbian)
If she don't like me (she must be a lesbian)
I'll let her down lightly (ah, you're a lesbian)
If a girl can act (she must be a thespian)
Is that right? Yeah! (She must be a thespian)
If she doesn't fancy me
She must bat for the other team (she's a lesbian)

That girl, she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian)
That girl, she must be a lesbian (she's a lesbian)
That girl, she must be a lesbian (lesbian)
That girl, she must- (she's a lesbian)

Les-les-lesbian
She's a-, that girl, she must be a lesbian
She's a lesbian
Les-les-lesbian
She's a-, that girl, she must be a lesbian
She's a lesbian