First World Problems
My maid is cleaning my bathroom, so I can't take a shower
When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu
Cause I slept in 'till two
Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
Oh no, there's a pixel out
In the corner of my laptop screen
I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough
For the vending machine
Some idiot just called me up on the phone
What?
Don't they know how to text? OMG, I got
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later
Tried to fast forward commercials
Can't, i'm watching live T.V
I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
My barista didn't even bother
To make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte!
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
My Sonicare won't recharge
Now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need
Just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon!
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(Hehehe!)
When I do, the water starts getting cold after an hour
I couldn't order off the breakfast menu
Cause I slept in 'till two
Then I filled up on bread, didn't leave any room for tiramisu
Oh no, there's a pixel out
In the corner of my laptop screen
I don't have any bills in my wallet small enough
For the vending machine
Some idiot just called me up on the phone
What?
Don't they know how to text? OMG, I got
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
I bought too many groceries for my refrigerator
Forgot my gardener's name, I'll have to ask him later
Tried to fast forward commercials
Can't, i'm watching live T.V
I'm pretty sure the cookies in this airport lounge ain't gluten free
My barista didn't even bother
To make a design in the foam on the top of my vanilla latte!
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
Can't remember which car I drove to the mall
My Sonicare won't recharge
Now I gotta brush my teeth like a neanderathal
The thread count on these cotton sheets has got me itching
My house is so big, I can't get WiFi in the kitchen
Uh, I had to buy something I didn't even need
Just so I could qualify for free shipping on Amazon!
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(First world problems)
First world, first world problems!
(Hehehe!)
Credits
Writer(s): Al Yankovic
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Link
Other Album Tracks
Altri album
- Polkamania! - Single
- Give It Up (Live)
- Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (Original Soundtrack)
- The Idiots Are Winning (Live 1984)
- The Hamilton Polka
- Captain Underpants Theme Song (From "Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie" Soundtrack)
- Live At The Metro, WXKS-FM Broadcast "Kiss 108", Boston MA, 2nd May 1984 (Remastered)
- Mandatory Fun
- Alpocalypse (Deluxe Version)
- Alpocalypse
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