Hot Teacher Anthem

Boys and girls
Take a seat, time for show-and-tell
Gotta talk about a living angel
That made my education such a living hell
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Let us begin

7th grade, homeroom, 1st period
Surrounded by girls dealing with first periods
Book reports on the Odyssey and Iliad
Eating cold pizza in this wretched cafeteria
Following the leader, anything but academic
Cuz every day I'm here, it's feeling like an epidemic
I'm ducking outta class, gotta get a drink of water
I'm feeling hopeless in my eventual alma mater
When out the corner of my eye, what did I see?
A perfect 10 model walking right toward me
It didn't matter she was giving me detention
Cuz I was more than happy to be held in suspension
Of disbelief, how could it be
Such a sophisticated momma was a member of the faculty
Kinda ironic she's professor of anatomy
When she got the finest body in the academy

I was young, but when I left
I can't remember the boy that I used to be
The man that's in front of me and
When I'm front of you, I just lose my cool, I drool
You're the perfect creature
My hot teacher

Let us continue

High school, now on junior varsity
Having to deal with all the senior animosity
Already thinking 'bout my future university
And how to get this educator into my fraternity
Cuz she's the only one to make me shout "My lord"
As she be writing our assignments on the whiteboard
Send me to the principal, for disappointing principles
The way she gives my homework back, I feel invincible
Writing numbers on the wall, supposed to add up all of those
But all I really wanna do is subtract the clothes
Because this feeling in my heart, it's elementary
And I've been crushin' on this broad since elementary
Cuz what we have is a 4.0, you see
Because we aced our examination of chemistry
And pretty soon we'll be lining up for graduation
Because we already nailed our physical education

She's the queen, I'm her knight
She's the essay I would write
She's the apple of my eye and I just wanna take a bite
If you'd ask what is my major, I would say it is her flavor
My hot teacher

I promise, girl, I'm not a fool
After all, you're the one teaching me in school
But what the hell am I supposed to do
When there's 23 of me but only one of you?
I promise, girl, I'm not a fool
After all, you're the one teaching me in school
But what the hell am I supposed to do
When there's 23 of me and only one of you?

She's my rock, she's my roll
She's the dancer, I'm her pole
She's my science project, this volcano's about to overflow
I didn't know what beauty was before she sat next to me on the bleachers
Smelling like sunshine, she's so fine
Breathe in that ether, yeah she's my hot teacher

She's the queen, I'm her knight
She's the essay I would write
She's the apple of my eye and I just wanna take a bite
She's the perfect creature
My hot teacher

I know you all got one
You got that teacher everybody calls the hot one
I know you all got one
You got that teacher everybody calls the hot one