No One But You

My husband's a wimp.
His henchman are simply useless.
The servants and staff are inbreeds and half-wits too.
Oh god, how I need someone here.
Willing to get things done here.
Someone who shares my point of view.
But who?

It's you.
No one but you.

No one's as smart.
and hard of heart.
and looks the part.
Like you.
Who'd pull off a coup d'état like you?
While rocking a push-up bra like you?
Well here's a clue.
No one but you.
And you. And you. And you.

Well don't look so shocked.
No need to concoct excuses.
A bottom this tight, why, power's your rightful due
It's true.
You know it, too.
And frankly upon reflection.
Given such sheer perfect.
Someone should take the cue.
Guess who.
Guess who.
It's me.

No one but me.

Nobody wheels.
And double deals.
In killer heels.
Like me.
There's nobody who could rule like you.
While making her subjects drool at you.
While tough to the core like you.
Let's face it, who's more like you than you?
No one but you.

Who has the brains.
To break her chains.
And seize the reign?
Yeah, you!
It's been quite the social climb for you.
And honey, at last, it's time for you.
So, answer the call for you.
And go take it all for you.
Who else is going to?
No one but you...

Get it, girl! You the queen! Go get em, gal!