If Jesus Hasn't Saved You Yet

Well what a difference that a day makes
Taking roads that no one else takes
Wearing silver suits and gaberdine socks
I take my clothes off for police man
He says Child you got a nice tan
Now I'm gonna have to lock you in the box

I'm taking pictures of my pussy cat
And keepin' them inside my hat
I only take 'em out when they will shock

And if Jesus hasn't saved you yet
Guess I'll have to get you wet
Hush hush don't cry relax get high
And play with me
I'll give you just a little taste
Make it just below the waist
Hush hush don't cry relax get high
And play with me

You know I dominate the party
Wherever I might go
Because I stay up late
And sleep almost all day

And every club that I go into
Has two balls hung from the ceiling
They don't care if you are straight
Or if you're gay

I've been in beds of every caliber
But yours is quite unique
No matter if we are in London or LA

And if Jesus hasn't saved you yet
Guess I'll have to get you wet
Hush hush don't cry relax get high
And play with me
I'll give you just a little taste
Make it just below the waist
Hush hush don't cry relax get high
And play with me

I could dress up like an astronaut
And take off from Canaveral
I could meet you somewhere
Way beyond the blue

I could play some old Prokofiev
Talk politics with Gorbachev
Or I could just stay home
And grind all night with you

I could meet you at the station
Watch some dirty animation
Or we could just go see
That new German band called Deja Vu

And if Jesus hasn't saved you yet
Guess I'll have to get you wet
Hush hush don't cry relax get high
And play with me
I'll give you just a little taste
Make it just below the waist
Hush hush don't cry relax get high
And play with me