Sonic Boom the Musical

Eggman: You're in my clutches,
fallen prey, it would seem.
To my maniacal mind
and diabolical scheme!
Shall I fry you in magma,
or impale you with spikes?
All my things!
Take your rings!
I've got things you won't like...
Like a big laser that's
powered by crystals:
A tool that burns with

the heat of the sun!
And if I aim at your toes,
I'll likely burn off your nose!
And everyone knows that
using lasers is fun!
Amy: Doctor Eggman, I'm not certain.
But you may not be aware...
That your laser's self-destruction
function's button is right
there! {Amy points to a button directly outside of the forcefield prison}

Eggman: I don't need to use my laser
'cause I have a giant bomb,
which will cover this whole planet
in a toxic green napalm!

And this bomb's armed with a timer-
Sonic: Why not set it off right now?
Eggman: Well I... I don't know how.

Knuckles: Every bomb you've ever crafted

has a flimsy metal plate!
Tails: And inside it are the wires

meant to help recalibrate!
Eggman: While I guess that's true,
they often do, but what's this all about?
Heroes: Don't you think those crucial wires

could be easily torn out?

one whose footsteps
shake the ground!
Sonic: And which has no major defects-

Knuckles: And/or weak points to be found.

Eggman: It shoots missiles from its fingers,
and its arm becomes an axe.
Amy: And it follows simple patterns
for its movements and attacks.
Eggman: Fine! My evil plans and
wicked schemes
may seem a bit underwhelming,
but the greatest weapon I have's

this Death Egg that I'm helming!

Eggman: Well I didn't want to do this
But you've finally forced my hand.

Now I'll show you all the evilest
thing that I have ever planned!
It took countless days and
endless nights.
But I thought it ironic,
that the badnik who would
end you all would be named...
(...wait for it...)

Eggman: Why's this always happen

every time in every game?

When I think I've beaten Sonic,
he defeats me all the same.
And no matter what my tactic,
not a plan or strategy,
will ever yield a single triumph,
or one victory.

Eggman: Could it be this situation is a
lucky twist of fate?

Sonic's trapped inside a cell

from which he can't evacuate!
And it's true my Death Egg's falling,
but my Egg-pod's parked nearby.
I can make it to it safely
and leave Sonic here to die!
Then I'll watch from out the window
as my Death Egg hits the ground.
And I'll cup my ear and then I'll hear
the sweetest of all sounds!
It's the sound of my redemption
in the form of Sonic's doom,
for I'm finally killing Sonic...