Cubone & Mudkip: A Pokemon Love Song

What is this thing,
I'm feeling when you tackled me to the ground?
I may just be pain,
But I can hear my heart making beating sounds.

You're Water!
I'm Ground!
It's forbidden love, and yet I've found,
It's love, deep and true!
And I'm paralyzed, but deep inside,
I realise that I love you!

You're groomed and trained,
Yet, I'm just wild...
Is this not meant to be?
I know one sure way,
And that's to let your Trainer come capture me!

I'm now on your team,
Though, I swear I'm tougher than I seem...
I wish... That I knew...
...How to tell you why, I'm just too shy,
To simply tell you I love you!

Every day I'll train,
One level at a time!
I won't sleep or rest-
-Unless I hurt my spine!

X-Stats make me strong!
Potions make me fit!
TMs teach me moves!
And berries make me sick...

Hi there, it's me...
I got this for you!
Hope I don't seem too weird...
I like you a lot!
And now I'm rambling...

And... Now... You're...
...Big... And you smell...
And you look like you don't bathe so well...
Come back!
Take me, too!
Please don't leave me here!
This joke is clearly over!
Take me home with you!
Guys, this isn't very funny!
Come on, someone please come set me loose!

Be careful what you wish for;
What you wish for sort of might come true...