My Guild

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Uh, yeah
You know gold don't grow on trees, boy
And I don't got time for Leeroys
Blizzard, quit nerfing me
Oy!
Cause now my heavy weapons hit like cheap toys
Everybody wants to be the best
Too many noobs tryna' boost DPS
"I want XP now, I don't need green quests!"
Bet you haven't played through BC yet
You got through the Shadowpan and thought you'd beaten the game
So you just hit level 20, you want a freakin' parade?
Comin' from a Hunter dumb enough to be leading a raid
Head on over to Goldshire, you need to get laid
Let me introduce you if you're new to this
You and me, PvP, I'll need a broom for this
Cause you're about to get swept like the noob you is
As for rez sickness, GET USED TO IT

Cause my guild, you know my guild is ill
And my guild, it took a while to build
And my guild, we leave our missions fulfilled
We been rockin' out in WoW since the start of Vanill
Cause my guild, you know my guild is ill
Nobody can stop us, but if you think that you will
Then my guild, is gonna see that you're killed
When you walk back to your body know you don't got any skill

2, by now you 'oughtta know me
No discrimination here, all of you can blow me
I'll punch you in the balls or your ovaries
I don't always drink beer but when I do I prefer Dos Ogris
I'm an alcoholic alchemist
Downing gallons of cheap mead while I mix
This is a full time job, working all day
And I don't care if you judge me cause I role play!
Yo AFK, I bet you're not
Cause on your other monitor you've got PornHub!
Between Azeroth and wackin' off, when you gonna quit?
Me? I never take a break, even when I gotta shit!
My wallet's so fat, and I ain't a big spender
But I ain't a bank, baby, find another lender
Got babies lining up for me, come from everywhere
They're probably all dudes
But I DON'T REALLY CARE!!!

Now say your goodnights
Because it's lights out
And when the fear strikes
I'll have you psyched out
Just like the Lich King
My gear is iced out
I'll leave you dry as Durotar and drain your life out!

Azeroth is my home, and I'd hate to say goodbye
But right now Warcraft, it's on your death bed that you lie
Tired subscribers are dropping like flies
Feels like the last good year was '09
Haters gonna hate, they just say I love to whine
"If the game is actually dead, then why are you still online?"
Well, gotta have something to complain about!
Plunderin' dungeons, got the crypt fever
I'll send you to the grave, you can call me Grim Reaper!
Is this kid serious? Quit talkin' shit, Bieber!
We're on opposite factions and I'm not a lip reader!
Don't mess with the Horde, we'll force you to war
Chock full of Goblins, Trolls, Tauren, and Orcs!
You tell the rest of the Gnomes, Worgen and Dwarves
That by the time we're done with you, you'll be changing their drawers!
Stormwind to Thunderbluff and everything in between
I own your server, get the check and bring it to me!
G-O-M-L, you will never best me, only little bitches ever get Rest XP!
I could gank you, but I'm sick of wasting my time
I don't fight tiny punks who ain't my own size!
What's up Monk? Can I get a buff?
Never mind, you're Pandaren, you can suck on my nuts!