Trapped In the Closet Chapter 12

Sylvester and Twan gets in the car
Sylvester says "man first of all, straighten yo hat
Now man I'm about to go holla at somebody and I'm a
Need you to watch my back"
Then Tawn says, "man you ain't even got to worry bout
Me, bruh-in-law I'm straight"
Sylvester says "yeah youse straight aight but'cha hot
Head ass nigga just like when ya caught that case
Tawn says "ah here we go you bringing that shit up, that
Wouldn't shit but a misdemeanor
Sylvester says "misdemeanor my ass you did three
Years"
He says "that's because of Roxanne and that bitch
Tina"
"Man, yo sister ask me about a Tina"
Tawn say "when I see her I'm a kill her, what did Dwen
Ask you? "
"She ask me if I knew her, I said she sound familiar"
Sylvester says, "hold up, man what'chu doing? " And
Then Tawn says "man what'chu mean? "
Then Sylvester says "man is that a cigarette? " Tawn
Says "man nah this some weed"
Sylvester pulled over saying "nah hell nah, nigga what
The f*ck you forget where we are? "
Tawn said "one for the road"
Sylvester says "you crazier than a fish with titties if you
Think I'm a let'chu smoke that shit up in my car
Now throw that shit out" Tawn looks at Sylvester like he
Ain't try'na hear that
Sylvester says "throw that shit out" Tawn looks around
And say "shit" throws it out
They pulled off and Sylvester says "now this Roxanne
And Tina man what's that all about? "
Now while they talk about that, let's head on over to
Rosie the noisy neighbors house
She's peeking out her window saying "it's sumthin' going
On over there with Burner, Dean and Ted"
Then her husband turns over and says "woman what's
Wrong with you? Bring yo noisy ass back to bed"
She says "now Randolph, I don't like that tone you
Taking with me"
He says "ah shut up woman you always in foopin', gettin'
Folk they privacy"
Then Rosie says "I can look out my gotdamn window
Whenever I want"
Randolph say "yeah, well what'chu lookin' at? What'chu
Lookin' at? Hmm? "
Now Rosie and Randolph are arguing screaming at each
Other loud as they can
Rosie says, "Randolph ain't nobody stunnin' you, so go
On back to sleep with your ole grumpy ass"
Then Randolph says "shut'cha ass up woman, shit folk
Got to get some sleep around here"
Then Rosie says "sleep, shit, mister can't get it up yo
Tired ass been asleep for the last five years"
"Now watch your mouth woman" "go to hell Randolph, oh
You don't tell me what to do"
Can't nobody tell yo ass-" "I'm a grown ass women I can
Do whatever the hell I wanna do"
"Yeah, yeah... well do it then" "I'm a do it then"
"Do it then" "I'm a do it then" "goin on loe "I'm on loe
"And hope a pigeon fly by here and shit on yo face"
" (gasps) " "Oh Lord forgive me for what I was said"
"If it do, if it do, then I'm goin wipe the shit on you"
Now meanwhile between while back to Sylvester and Tawn
They driving along when Tawn says "so man, where we
Going? "
Sylvester says "man don't worry about that, just be on
The lookout and Tawn, ya hat"
"Oh my bad" "gimme a light
"Now when we pull up, you keep the car in driving
Whatever you do keep on watching"
"Man like I said before, don't trip bruh-in-law, go
Handle yo business"
"Well I'm about to see if I can get this bitch to talk to
Me, we made a deal and she owe me some money"
"Man I feel ya G, so call me if you need me"
"Man everything should go smooth"
"Sylvester don't make me have to come up in there and
Smack me a couple of dudes"

Chapter 14
Time goes by (it's 30 minutes later)
Time goes by (45 minutes later)
Time goes by (and now one hour later...)
A car pulls up to a restaurant; the door opens as
Someone gets out
First thing you see is some heels and a dress black
Shades on scarf around her head and mouth
Who could it be, why are they here up the stairs there
Going
Through the door down the aisle like she's walking in slow
Motion
Checking out the place as she walks looking real cool
Peeping out through her glasses before she sits in the
Booth
She goes in her purse throws a cigarette out, put it in
Her mouth he lights it
Then she blows smoke, pause for a minutes and says
"What the hell happened? "
"First of all woman keep your voice down I ain't try'na
Get loud up in here
Second of all how was I to know that'cha husband, was a
F*cking queer"
"Shh" (clears throat) The waitress walks by
She says "I'll be with y'all in a minute"
"Now we made a deal the plan was for me to come home
With you, girl I did my part
So don't you go asking me what the hell happened when
I didn't want to do this shit from the start"
And then she says "yeah right, you didn't want to do
This shit but'cha ass got paid
And then she says "Sylvester" I said "hold up bitch are
You crazy, don't be saying my name"
She said "whatever, how come you did tell me you was
Married to Gwen? "
"First of all between the fake wigs and fake names how
The hell am I suppose to know that Gwen is yo friend,
Bitch I'm a-"
"Shh, here comes the waitress again"
"Sorry I kept y'all waiting, childish place is busy
It's always crowded about this time can I start y'all off
With sumthing to drink? "
I said "I'll just have a coffee with two sugars light on
The cream"
And she said "Vodka straight up, hell, shit I need a
Drink"
Then the waitress said "girl I heard that I'll be right
Back with your drinks"
And then she walks away, I look back at her and says
"She look familiar too me"
And she says "what? " I say "nothing, it's just a
Thought
Anyway girl I thought the plan was for me to be in that
House with'chu and get caught"
She says "It was" I said "what how? " She say "I
Changed my mind"
I blew smoke then I blew my cigar out said "I'm out this
Motherf*cker cause you wasting my time"
She says "wait don't go" "well [?] dammit, talk to me"
She says "you wouldn't understand"
"Try me" (Cathy sobs) "Cathy" "Yes? " "Try me"
She blows her nose and says "well it all started one night
When I was sitting in the living room
And sounds like I can hear somebody in the bedroom
Moaning and groaning
And I knew it wasn't me, so my curiosity
Led me to believe that he was cheating on me"
"Well how come you just didn't ask him give him the
Benefit of the doubt? "
"Because a woman knows, a woman just knows what some
Shit is foul"
And then I said "calm down, here comes the waitress"
"Ooh like I said it's busy around this time, but thank
Y'all for being patient
Say can I get y'all anything else? " I said "no that'll be
All"
Then Cathy says "Sylvester" he says "hold on", cause
He's getting another phone call
It's Tawn saying "everything aight? " Then Sylvester
Says "we working it out"
Then Tawn says "well call me if you need me dawg you
Know I'm holding you down" and I said "no doubt"
I hang up then Cathy says "well anyway let me get back
To telling you what went wrong
Where was I, oh yeah the day I heard him arguing on
The phone"
Now the story goes on and on and she telling him
Everything that happened
While Tawn's outside in the car, radio on bopping his
Head just rapping
Sylvester said, "Girl are you saying he was having sex
With another man on the phone? "
She says "yes" I say "I can't talk about this" she says
"Why? " say "cause this shit is getting uncomfortable"
Now back to Tawn he turns the radio down cause he gets
A call
He says "yeah whattup? " and the voice says "Yo T I
Got that information on Tina" he says "talk to me dawg"
"Well the word out on the street is the bitch is stop
Horring, doing hair out her momma's basement and got a
Job, hahaha
"Haha is right the day that bitch stop horring is the day
They stop selling dops" (haha) "Ya feel me Joe? " (word)
"Where the bitch work at a candy sto'? "
"Nah, the job that she got suppose to be legit, I heard
Ya girl off on some ole waitress shit"
"Yeah, waitress where? " "Hold on I'm waiting on my
People to hit me, Roxanne and aunty on the place"
"You shittin' me, where this place at? " He says "Hold
Up, I'm getting a phone call"
Now meanwhile Sylvester's asking Cathy "Well why you
Still love him? "
Then Cathy says "Cause when I saw Chuck I just
Couldn't lose him to him"
And then the waitress comes again but this time she
Brings the bill
I last her a fifty says keep the change she says "damn
Thanks, shit y'all keep it real"
Now meanwhile outside in the car, Tawn's getting
Impatient his homie comes back to the phone
Tawn says "do I look like N vogue? " He says "why? " he
Says "nigga cause the way you got me holding on"
"I got'cha dawg, I got where the bitch work live
Information and all"
"Yeah nigga I'm listening" "well nigga first of all, you
Gotta keep me down cause I went through a lot of crazy
Shit to find her"
"Yeah whatever I got'chu"
"I'm dealing with some nigga in the jet free minders,
Round the corner is a place called Shay Shay's Diner
"Nigga you forget I just did 3 years, I need the exact
Address to where this place is"
"My bad you right kid, 9501 that's right off Holston"
Pause it right there, now shoot back into the restaurant
Real quick
Sylvester looks up at the waitress and says "excuse me
But it seems like I know ya"
And at the same time Tawn's in the car going "man this
Address sounds familiar"
Meanwhile in the restaurant the waitress blows her
Bubble and says "where you know me from? "
Tawn's homie gives him the name of the place again he
Looks up at the sign and says "what the f*ck? "
Now meanwhile back in the restaurant Cathy's nudging
Me under the table going "Sylvester"
Then Sylvester looks at the name tag on the shirt and
Notices that shit says "TINA"
Then, the waitress starts backing up with this confused
Look on her face
While Tawn's outside on the phone telling his homie
"Man I'm right outside of the f*cking place"
Then Sylvester says "hold up, I just wanna talk to you
For a minute"
Then she starts screaming Roxanne's name real loud,
This bitch comes running from the back with a skillet
Then Tina breaks her beer bottle on the table and says
"Nigga I will cut you with this glass"
Cathy walks by me going out the door saying "not try'na
Get loud in here my ass"
Tina starts wobbing around Sylvester real slow saying "we
Take Tae-bo classes"
Then Tawn runs up in the place and says "I will kill both
Of y'all knucklehead asses"

Chapter 15
"Well, well, well if it ain't Laverne and Shirley"
Tina says "hey Tawn" Tawn says "Pssh, bitch don't 'hey
Tawn' me"
Sylvester says "Calm down T" he says "f*ck that I just
Did 3 years for these hoes"
Roxanne says "who you calling a hoe? " He says "you
Bitch"
She lost control and says "Muthaf*cker I kill yo ass"

"Stop! Wait a minute. Let's talk about it
Before some muthaf*cking body get hurt T"
What? With a skillet! Bitch I will... Mannn!
C'mon! Damn right! Jump nigga! You better
Tell em!
F*ck that!
"Wait a minute, nigga think about it" "3
Years" "3 years this time will be worst... now come here"
Sylvester takes Tawn to the side
Tina tell Roxanne to calm down, then Sylvester says to
Tawn,
"Look now I know you mad but before you go around here
Making threats
Nigga let's not forget the fact that'cha out but you still
On house arrest"
Then Tawn says "cool man I just wanna ask em some
Questions about what happened"
Sylvester said "I feel you but calm ya ass down or nigga
You going back in"
Tawn says "I got'chu" "house arrest" "I got'chu I
Got'chu"
"T... chill" then Tawn walks over to them and says,
"How you doing ladies, Tina, Roxanne, please excuse me"
I mean, where's my manners cause uh, that was very
Rude of me"
"Tawn" "Nah I admit the way I came up in here man it
Was kinda wild
But that ain't shit compared to the way things gone be
("Tawn! ") if these bitches don't tell me what went
Down"
Bastard!
T, Motherf*cka slow ya roll calm down nigga
Stop this shit (c'mon)
"Sylvester f*ck that all because of these bitches my ass
Got send up on a three-year bid" (c'mon muthaf*cka)
"What'chu goin do nigga kill these bitches? " "Yeah"
"And then what, then what?
Life nigga... they'll lock yo ass up and throw away the
Key"
Then, Tawn starts thinking about it while Tina and
Roxanne's watching him
And I say "man forget about it" he says "no" I say
"Well let me talk to them"
He say "they slick ass man you can't trust them"
"Nigga it ain't about me trusting them it's about you
Trusting me right now...
Nigga what's wrong with you are you crazy you forgot I
Did 5 years in the pen myself
Now I'm telling you I'm not going back for you, these
Bitches and no motherf*ckin body else
So let me talk to em... I got this"
Sylvester takes out his gun and shows it to the ladies
Walks up to em and says "now ladies"
He takes the cigarette out of Roxanne's ear and says
"Ladies, ladies, ladies, ladies"
He walks over to the counter and sits down
He puts the gun on the counter, goes into his pocket and
Pull a cigarette lighter out
And then he lights the cigarette, blows smoke and then
Says,
"Now ladies it's very obvious that we have a problem here
Alot of questions unanswered; let's answer em so we can
Get out of here
Hmm... safe that is"
He flicks ashes and says "ok, which one of y'all going
Start talking first? "
Then, Tina start crying saying "it was suppose to be a
Simple operation"
And Roxanne says "if we delivered muscle man here
Said it would be a vacation"
Tawn says "man I'll show you a vacation ("Tawn") send
Y'all ass straight to the motherf*cking moon"
"Tawn, what did I tell you? Ladies, continue"
Then Roxanne said "on the way to Atlanta everything
Was going smooth
Up until, Tawn starts smoking trees and acting like a fool
And that's real, got the radio loud bumping Mary Jane
Just swerving and shit.
"Did you tell him to stop? " "Yeah I told him to stop, but
He just kept yelling out talkinbout 'I'm Rick James
Bitch'"
Sylvester looks at Tawn, Tawn says "man I was drunk"
Sylvester said "drunk... you was drunk"
Tawn said "man I don't know I was just try'na have a lil
Fun" "With a whole lotta heat in the trunk
Man I'm disguised, nigga know wonder why yo ass got
Busted"
Then Tawn says "man who side are you on anyways,
There's? "
Then Sylvester said "well let's see, represent
Dangerment, loud music with drugs in the trunk nigga
Yeah"
Tawn says "man this is some bullshit" Roxanne says "can
I finish? "
"Please, " Sylvester says; she says "well to make a long
Story short"
Tina says "Roxanne, girl let me explain
See Tawn was kinda acting wildin' calling us all out of
Our names
Then Roxanne starts cursing and screaming, and
Meanwhile I'm in the backseat
Then all I know is I look behind me, I say 'oh shit, here
Comes the police'"
Roxanne said "next thing you know, Tawn started
Speeding yelling out 'they ain't goin stop us'"
Tina says "a few minutes later here come these squat
Cars and a f*cking helicopter"
Sylvester said "did he stop then? " Tina says "no! "
Roxanne says "but luckily that raggity ass car he was
Driving stopped on us, or where would be who knows"
Then Roxanne says "anyway here we are the three
F*cking stooges laid down in the dirt
Now they putting us in the back of the car Tawn yelling
Out 'whatever y'all do don't say a f*cking word'
And now we at the police station, they got us separated
Off up in these rooms
Yelling all in our ears saying 'ya man try'na set these
Drugs belong to you'
And I'm like 'what the f*ck' they say 'sister yo light is
Looking kinda dim'
I looked up at Tina and said 'girl, I'm not going down,
Not for him'
So there you have it Tawn, I gave you up, it was me!
Tina she protected you" Tawn said "protected me for
What? " Tina say "cause at the time I was pregnant by
You T! "

Chapter 16
"Hmm, I see"
Sylvester looks up at Tawn and says "Congratulations
Man it looks like you the one done have yourself a little
T"
Tawn says "ah nah nah, eh, this girl is trippin' G"
Tina says "Trippin? " Roxanne says "chk-humph"
Tawn says "girl, with'cho lying ass, tell me how do you
Know-" "T" "That that baby belong to me"
Then I don't know where Tina's eyes start blinking real
Fast and she says to Tawn "how do I know Tawn? "
Sylvester say "are you ok? " "How do I know? "
Then Roxanne says "girl I told you his ass was goin deny
This shit when he saw you, let's go"
Sylvester says "wait a minute" Tawn says "Bye"
Sylvester says "Tawn" he hits "see ya"
They both paused turn around Tina looked at Tawn and
Says "—in court muthaf*cker wouldn't wanna be ya"
Sylvester says "Tawn, ladies please, wait a minute, don't
Go yet"
Tawn said "they need to learn some respect" I say
"Tawn" he says "holla"
Roxanne says "nigga she goin holla at that child support
Check"
Sylvester saying "nobody going nowhere, now y'all resolve
This so we can put this shit in the past"
Roxanne say "cool will talk to you but we ain't got shit to
Say to his ole Shrek looking ass"
"Chill see man who this fever blisted looking
Bitch think she talking too? " "T? "
She says "you muthaf*cka" I say "damn baby calm
Down, " I say she says "what, what'chu goin do? "
Tina starts to blink her eye again but this time even
Faster than before
And she cries out real loud and says "I can't take this
Shit no more! "
Then Sylvester asks Roxanne "what's wrong with'cha girl's
Eye, it's like it keep it flinching"
She said "a year ago a pimp hit her in her eye and ever
Since then she got this nervous condition"
Then Tawn develops a soft spot and says "Sylvester,
Come here lemme holla"
Tawn pulls him to the side and says "man what do you
Think? " He says "what'chu mean? " he said "am I that
Baby's father? "
Then Sylvester says "I don't know it's hard to tell,
Especially when you was in the pen
But it's one thing I do believe and that is, is that the
Bitch didn't turn you in"
Then Tawn start walking around saying "man I don't
Know, a nigga feeling kinda strange"
Then Sylvester says "Gwen told me y'all that'chu was
Thinking about making a change
Roxanne yell out "I gotta lock this place up and y'all two
Got to go"
Sylvester say "what time do this place close? " She says
"Eight" He pulls his gun and says "well act like it's a
Quarter to four! "
Then he says "talk to the girl Tawn it might be what'chu
Need"
Tawn says "a family man me? Man I'm too deep in
These streets"
Sylvester says "man that's exactly my point this shit will
Settle you down
You need to get up off of that bullshit and go holla at
That girl right now"
Roxanne looking crazy I'm like "Go! " Tawn say
"Sylvester man—" I'm like "Go! "
Then Roxanne moves closer to Tina, Tawn give me five
And then says "f*ck it cho! "
Then he steps to Tina and says "Tina, you wanna work
This out? "
Then Roxanne tongue kisses Tina dead in her mouth and
Says to Tawn "I'm f*cking her now! "

Chapter 17
"Yeah bruh-in-law that's what I'm talking about
Shoot em"
"Man well let me-"
"Shh"
"Y'all lucky I like that kinda shit, or I'll been a shot
Both of y'all ass
C'mon Tawn let's get the f*ck up outta here"
"Wha what you just goin let em get away with
This shit? "
"What, kissing? Nigga come on... bring ya ass! "
"Shit... f*ck that, I'm a go buy me a gun... and I'm a
Come back here and set this muthaf*cka off
Yeah bitches, beledat... "
"BRING YA ASS NIGGA! "
"Gimme my muthaf*ckin coat! "