The Three Days of Clock Town

On his first day in Clock Town,
Link met a dreadful fate,
cursed by Skull Kid with Deku Scrub traits.

On his second day in Clock Town,
Link met an awkward chap
dressed in spandex fairy clothes
and aggressively hawking crude maps.

On his third day in Clock Town,
Link faced a falling moon...
...then he played himself a song
and reset time back to the Dawn
of the First Day, averting his doom!

On the first day in Clock Town,
the Salesman played a song,
and it sounded just like this:
Then the aliens appeared,
Stole some steers,
'till Link volunteered
to defend Romani ranch all night long.

On the second day in Clock Town,
amidst the pouring rain,
a thin thief pawned off the
Big Bomb Bag he stole!
Then a hand in desperate need
Tried to plead
for some paper he'd
wipe his butt with if he obtained.

On the third day in Clock Town,
a couple finally wed...
...though their marriage should be void
once the city gets destroyed,
and the groom is a kid!
Then a ghost dude with no pants
taught his dance,
amidst crazy rants,
and Link warped to the First Day instead.

On the first day, Link tried out the Song of Double Time-

On the second day in Clock Town,
the Milk Bar needed stock,
but the Gorman Bros. attacked
wearing creepy Garo's masks
until Link could fight them back
just to get a Friend Zone hug!
Over at the laundry pool,
some poor fool
needs some roommates who'll
let him practice his Phonograph box.

On the final day of Clock Town,
four giants stormed the tower
as the Festival of Time
marked poor Clock Town's final hour.
Majora fled up to the moon
and Termina would topple soon!
Link traded masks till he received
the greatest strength one could achieve:
Fierce Deity's mask!
With the battle finally done,
Link had won
And the rising sun
meant the Dawn of a New Day'd begun!