A Miibo Song

Have you heard the rumors?
They're selling like mad
I know it's utter nonsense
But I want one real bad

They're calling them amiibo
What the heck does that mean
Well, no one's got a clue

I'll buy my first amiibo
And put it right there
And then I'll buy a second
'Cause they go well in pairs

They may be an obsession
But they're keeping me clean
And man they look cool too!

Just one more
Is all I need
It's just for fun
Not want and greed

'Cause I need amiibo
Gotta get a full set
I need every last amiibo
Plus the ones that aren't availible yet

And then I'll keep them
Always with me
Everywhere we ever go
That's why I need
Just a few more amiibo

A couple more amiibo
Arrived in the mail
I'm heading to the store
Because they have them on sale

I'm missing an amiibo
I'll order online
And wait 'til it arrives

Amiibo on the counter
They're under my bed
They're sitting on the toilet
And the top of my head

Amiibo in the blender
The hood of my car
Amiibo playing trumpet
And acoustic guitar

They're so cute
I need more
Buy a ton
And now you're poor

But I have amiibo
Spread all over the place
And they can watch me in the shower
And help me wiggle my face
You'd surely think I'd have enough now
And yet, somehow, the answer's no
Not until I've got just on more amiibo

You're amiib-obsessed
Yes, and amiibo are to blame
Yes, amiibo-vention should prevent a lot of shame

Amiibo on the bookshelf
Amiibo in hats
They're hiding in my undies
And they're riding on cats

I drew amiibo fanart
And whooped up my rep
I made my own amiibo
But he's pretty much crap

Just a few's not enough
Now you know how much I love

Those freaky, sweet amiibo
Now I've lost all control
I'm addicted to amiibo
They've taken over my soul
And now I'm thinking all about them
And without them, I would go
Slightly crazy just for one more amiibo