Session, Pt. 1

Ok, I can do this
It won't be like last time
This one will be different
Come on man, get it together
You can do this, You CAN do this.
Therapist: I hate to interrupt
StD: WHAT?!?!
Therapist; Would you like to have a seat
StD: How long have you been there?
Therapist: I've been here the whole time
This is my office. You came here for therapy.
StD: Right. I was just nervous because...
Therapist: Great, have a seat
StD: Thank-you
Therapist: So
StD: So
Therapist: So
StD: So
Therapist: So
StD: So what?
Therapist: So
StD: A needle pulling thread?
Therapist: So what is your name
StD: Oh. It's Schaffer the Darklord
Therapist: Heh. So Mr. The Darklord
StD: Please, call me Schaffer. Mr. The Darklord is my fa...
Therapist: Your father's name? You make that joke a lot?
StD: No... yes
Therapist: That's a good joke. I like that joke
StD: Thanks. I mean you didn't laugh so...
Therapist: No, it's great
Therapist: So Mr. The Darklord, why don't you try telling me your name again?
StD: It's Mark Schaffer.
Therapist: Very good Mr. Schaffer.
It's very brave of you to take this first step.
StD: I guess it is.
Therapist: That's Marvelous
So there's something troubling you?
StD: No
Therapist: No? Nothing is troubling you?
StD: No, EVERYTHING is troubling me
Therapist: That must be very troubling
StD: It really is
Therapist: Well, where would you like to begin?
StD: I guess at the opening.
Therapist: I think you mean the beginning.
StD: Can we call it the opening?
Therapist: I don't see why not.
Mr. Schaffer, the floor is yours.
And please, take your time.