Muffins: The Musical - A Derpy Hooves My Little Pony Song
Not a cloud in the sky
Its a beaurtiful day
Everywhere I fly, things are going my way
Got a bag full of mail and sweet delivering skills
Cause I'm the best mailmare in Ponyville!
Oh, the smells are enticing, Is that poppy or nut?
These look so appetizing,
they'd go great in my gut!
And if they taste so exquisite as I dream that they might,
I could stuff my face full...
but that wouldn't be right.
Cause I'm a mailmare pony, one whose taken an oath!
I made a vow that I'm bound to uphold!
And neither rain, heat nor snow, nor muffins cupcakes or both can break my word!
I'm undeterred,
by all those
Fluffy, tasty muffins!
Topped with seeds and filled with fruit
Just one tantilizing whiff is all it takes!
So delectably delicious and effectively nutritious!
It's no wonder they're the only thing I bake...
Just a solitary nibble, just the teensiest of crumbs,
turns my body limp and weak aound the knees!
Just one taste and then I'll go!
One small bite, they'll never know!
...Or a big bite...
.or maybe two or three!
All the muffins have gone missing, all the muffins were misplaced!!!
Were there five or six I haven't got a clue!
Now I have an eerie inkling of a memory erased,
that I may have had a bite or two then swallowed
(I forgot to chew!)
And seven muffins later, I just don't know what to do!
All I've got's an empty package to deliver!
Will they know its tasty pastries are no more?!
Will they notice that ther's nary one last muffin left to show?
Derpy, think!
DERPY, THINK YOU LITTLE MUFFIN-THEIVING HORSE!!
I could guage the wieght of muffins and replace it all with rocks!
Then I'd seal it all back up and problem solved!
Of course, until they open up the box,
and find it all filled up with rocks and from the hoofprints
tell I've been involved!
I could toss it in a river, maybe bury it in sand,
Say I'd lost it, wait, that sounds delinquent, too!
Every possible excuse is too easy to deduce!
The only tack's to tell the truth!
Hello, my name's Derpy Hooves,
It's a beautiful day,
I've a package for you, but I'm sorry to say
that it's muffins are gone,
and that may make you mad,
But I'll pay you back so
It's clear that you know,
I feel bad...
I forgot my adress!!
I mailed these muffins myself!
I like to buy them online, though, I usually buy twelve!
There's not a cloud in the sky,
And I think that I will have a beautiful day
It's a beautiful day in Ponyville!
Its a beaurtiful day
Everywhere I fly, things are going my way
Got a bag full of mail and sweet delivering skills
Cause I'm the best mailmare in Ponyville!
Oh, the smells are enticing, Is that poppy or nut?
These look so appetizing,
they'd go great in my gut!
And if they taste so exquisite as I dream that they might,
I could stuff my face full...
but that wouldn't be right.
Cause I'm a mailmare pony, one whose taken an oath!
I made a vow that I'm bound to uphold!
And neither rain, heat nor snow, nor muffins cupcakes or both can break my word!
I'm undeterred,
by all those
Fluffy, tasty muffins!
Topped with seeds and filled with fruit
Just one tantilizing whiff is all it takes!
So delectably delicious and effectively nutritious!
It's no wonder they're the only thing I bake...
Just a solitary nibble, just the teensiest of crumbs,
turns my body limp and weak aound the knees!
Just one taste and then I'll go!
One small bite, they'll never know!
...Or a big bite...
.or maybe two or three!
All the muffins have gone missing, all the muffins were misplaced!!!
Were there five or six I haven't got a clue!
Now I have an eerie inkling of a memory erased,
that I may have had a bite or two then swallowed
(I forgot to chew!)
And seven muffins later, I just don't know what to do!
All I've got's an empty package to deliver!
Will they know its tasty pastries are no more?!
Will they notice that ther's nary one last muffin left to show?
Derpy, think!
DERPY, THINK YOU LITTLE MUFFIN-THEIVING HORSE!!
I could guage the wieght of muffins and replace it all with rocks!
Then I'd seal it all back up and problem solved!
Of course, until they open up the box,
and find it all filled up with rocks and from the hoofprints
tell I've been involved!
I could toss it in a river, maybe bury it in sand,
Say I'd lost it, wait, that sounds delinquent, too!
Every possible excuse is too easy to deduce!
The only tack's to tell the truth!
Hello, my name's Derpy Hooves,
It's a beautiful day,
I've a package for you, but I'm sorry to say
that it's muffins are gone,
and that may make you mad,
But I'll pay you back so
It's clear that you know,
I feel bad...
I forgot my adress!!
I mailed these muffins myself!
I like to buy them online, though, I usually buy twelve!
There's not a cloud in the sky,
And I think that I will have a beautiful day
It's a beautiful day in Ponyville!
Credits
Writer(s): Andrew Pinkerton
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