Watching You: An Enderman Song

First time we meet, I was pulling up weeds.
I saw you gazing from afar!
I watched you mine a hole full of iron and gold,
That's how you stole my ender-heart!
My purple eyes expand and my mouth falls agape-
I blush and flee when you come near!
But after that, in spite
of the torches you light, you always scream when I appear!
So I'll be watching you!
And I'll be waiting to
Do all the things we'll do
together!
Day after day, I've been thinking of you.
I feel so shy when you're around!
I nearly wet my pants at your slightest glance,
And then my mouth makes awkward sounds!
And now it's 3 AM and I'm standing outside!
I brought a gift you'll never see
So I'll just stand alone, staring in your home,
Until the day you fall for me!
Cause I'll be watching you!
And I've been waiting to
Do all the things we'll do
together!
Watching, waiting, so frustating!
Am I not enough?
Awkward gawking, creepy stalking's
How I show my love!
All through the night, I've been waiting for you!
I'll seranade you through the walls!
And every step you take --
-- Every bite of steak --
-- You won't escape my ender-calls!
I'll take the dirt and lurk at the foot of your bed!
I'll watch you sleep!
It feels so right!
And by the time your rouse, I'll get out of your house
But I'll drop by another night!
Cause I'll be watching you!
And I've been waiting to
Do all the things we'll do
together!
So won't you please be mine?
My miner valentine?
I brought you cake and wine to dine -
Together!