Treasure Hunters

Wow
You guys are so early
Didn't the paper say six

Well, yes ma'am

Yes, it did

It most certainly did

But you see

Treasure hunters are we
Seeking treasure like pirates on the sea

When the paper says six
We show up at four
'Cause as you will soon see
We are yard sale whores

Treasure hunters are we
Seeking treasure like pirates on the sea

We hunt for deals
Forage for steals
Only buy things when on sale
Never, never, never, never pay full retail

Discounts, coupons, clearance racks
We orgasm to the max

Save a buck, here
Percentage off there
We'll haggle daggle dicker you right off your price point share

Faster than a runaway shopping cart

More powerful than a triple coupon

Able to leap the express lane in a single bound

Look up in the sky

It's an old lady

It's two old ladies

It's NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA treasure hunters

Arrrgh
Treasure hunters are we
Seeking treasure like pirates on the sea

Yard sales get us high
They get us high
We can't deny

Treasure hunters are we
We are



Credits
Writer(s): Jeffrey Scott Hartman, Molly Bass
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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