Fish in That There Sea / Lifeguard

Excuse me, ma'am
But I couldn't help but overhear your little story there
Because I happened to be eavesdropping
Because I happen to be rude
And I'd like to give you a little advice
If I may

Sitting on the porch after supper with my grandma
She said
Listen up
I got something here to tell ya
Consider this a life lesson
Someday you'll see a gal and she'll make you say
Oh wow
Then she'll drop ya like a pig-turd in the mud

There's a whole lotta fish in that there sea
Some for him
Some for her
Some for me

Reel 'em in for a spin
If they're whack
Throw 'em back
There's a whole lotta' fish in that there sea

I am the lifeguard
I keep watch
I am well trained both physically and mentally
If you're out too far
I'll call you in
But it's up to you to obey me
If there's danger
I'll post a flag
But it's up to you to heed its warning
If you're drowning
I'll try to save you
But it's up to you to trust me
I save lives and I'm hot

There's a whole lotta fish in that there sea
Some for him
Some for her
Some for me
Reel 'em in for a spin
If they're whack
Throw 'em back
There's a whole lotta fish in that there sea