Friends/Oh My My - LIve

And I am all alone
There is nobody here beside me
But my problems have all gone
There is no one to deride me

A-But you got to have friends
The feeling's oh so strong
You got to have friends, mmm
To make that day last long

I had some friends, but they're gone, yeah
Somethin' came and took them away
And from the dusk until the dawn
Here is where I'll stay
I got to stay, woo!

She called up the doctor
To see what's the matter
He said, "Come on over"
I said, "Do I have to?"

My knees started achin'
My wrists started shakin'
When the doctor said to me
Oh, he said

"Oh my my, oh my my
Can you boogie? Can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie if you try
Oh my my, oh my my
You know it's guaranteed to keep you alive"

Whoa, no no no no no!
Now don't make me go!

The head nurse she blew in, just like a tornado
When they started dancing
I jumped off the table!
I felt myself reeling, and as I was heeling
This is what he said to me

"Oh my my, oh my my
Can you boogie? Can you slide?
Oh my my, oh my my
You can boogie if you try
Oh my my, oh my my
You know it's guaranteed to keep you alive"

(Can you boogie?)
Oh, my my my my my my my my
(Can you boogie?)
(Can you boogie?)

Can I boogie?
Can I boogie?
(Can you boogie?)
Can I boogie-woogie?

(Can you boogie?)
Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can
(Can you boogie?)
Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can
(Can you boogie?)
Yes I can, yes I can, yes I can

(She can boogie)
Can I boogie?
(She can boogie)
Can I boogie?
What kinda asshole question is that?

Hello, Cleveland

Did ya miss me?
Good

How many of you thought we were gonna do the entire show in the bed?
How many of you were hoping we would do the entire show in the bed?
I don't do shows in bed no more, I'm an artiste

Now, this hospital motif was suggested to me
By my recent stay in a very plush Beverly Hills medical center
Now, many of you may have heard that I was stricken with appendicitis
But I am here to tell you the truth, Cleveland
And that is
That in a spasm of sisterly generosity
I donated my tits to Cher

And she was so glad to get 'em, I can't even begin to tell you

Oh honey, we spared no expense for you this time
We did it all!
We washed, we showered, we shaved
We FDS'd ourselves into a stuper

And why, why did we do all this?
I'll tell you why we did all this
On account of we heard
On account of we heard there was a depression going on out here
And we all wanted to cheer ya up
But y'all, y'all don't look too depressed
Except for you honey, you look like shit!