Omigod You Guys

Dear Elle, he's a lucky guy
I'm like gonna cry, I got tears coming out of my nose
Mad props, he's the campus catch
You're a perfect match
'Cause you both got such great taste in clothes
Of course he will propose

Dear Elle, honey, mazel tov
Future's taking off
Bring that ring back and show it to me
Four carats, a princess cut
Are you psyched or what?
I just wish I could be there to see
When he gets down on one knee

Omigod, omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize
If there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies
Omigod, you guys

Omigod, this is happening
Our own homecoming queen and king
Finally, she'll be trying on
A huge engagement ring for size
Omigod, you guys
Omigod

Okay, everybody signed?
Good, now form a line
And we'll start the engagement parade
Light candles in single file, don't forget to smile
Lose the gum, Kate, you look like the maid (sorry)
Now, prepare to serenade (shh)

Omigod, omigod, you guys
Looks like Elle's gonna win the prize (shh)
If there ever was a perfect couple
This one quali- (shh)
Omigod (guys, I'm serious)

Elle and Warner were meant to be
Not once ever has he hit on me (shut up)
They're just like that couple from Titanic
Only no one dies
Omigod
(Two, three, four)

Daughter of Delta Nu
Soon to be fiancée
Now that a man chose you
Your life begins today

Make him a happy home
Waste not his hard-earned wage
And so he does not roam
Strive not to look your age

Still in your hour of need
Let it be understood
No man can supersede
Our sacred bond of sisterhood

Omigod, omigod, you guy-
Guys, she's not here

Bruiser, where is Elle? (Barks)
She doesn't have an engagement outfit? (Barks)
She's totally freaking out? (Barks)
She's trapped in the old valley mill? (Barks)
Oh, oops, sorry
The Old Valley Mall

Omigod, guys, emergency
Don't take the freeway (hey, wait for me)
No one should be left alone to dress and to accessorize
Omigod, you guys
Omigod, omigod, omigod, omigod
Omigod

It's almost there, but

This dress needs to seal the deal
Make a grown man kneel
But it can't come right out and say bride
Can't look like I'm desperate or
Like I'm waiting for it
I gotta leave Warner his pride
So bride is more implied (there she is)

Omigod, omigod, you guys
All this week I've had butterflies
Everytime he looks at me, it's totally proposal eyes
Omigod, you guys (omigod)

So help me dress for my fairy tale
Can't wear something I bought on sale
Love is like forever, this is no time to economize
Omigod, you guys

Blondes make commissions so easy

Excuse me, have you seen this?
It just came in, it's perfect for a blonde
Right, with a half loop stitch on China silk?
Uh-huh

But the thing is
You can't use a half loop stitch on China silk
It'll pucker
And you didn't just get this in
Because I saw it in last May's Vogue

Omigod, omigod, you guys
I'm not about to buy
Last years dress at this year's price
Elle saw right through that salesgirl's lies
It may be perfect for a blonde, but I'm not that blonde
I may be in love, but I'm not stupid
Lady, I've got eyes

Omigod
Elle Woods, sorry our mistake
Courtney, take your break
Just ignore her, she hasn't been well
Try this, latest from Milan, go on, try it on
I take care of my best clientele
It's a gift from me to Elle

Omigod, omigod, you guys
This one's perfect and it's just my size
See, dreams really do come true
You never have to compromise
Omigod

Omigod, omigod, you guys
Let's go home before someone cries
If there ever was a perfect couple
This one qualifies
'Cause we love you guys
No, I love you guys

Omigod, omigod
Omigod
You guys
Omigod!