Phruitcake Pirate

Deck of a tall ship
Man, that'd be a real trip
Running around on the ocean
Just like the pirates of old
With my own treasure of silver
Diamonds, and gold

Is it real, is it true
Out on the Caribbean blue
No joke
No gag
'Cause we're flying that skull
And bones flag

Or maybe I'm just a wannabe
Phruitcake pirate
Living out my wannabe
Tirade
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he's a
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he is

Going strong under sail
Doing good, we ain't gonna fail (pirates)
Gonna live to tell the tale (pirates)
Ain't gonna be eaten by no whale (pirates)

Wine, rum, waves, and women
Can't all be that wrong
A drum, some rum, native girls
To capture with just an island song
Sitting on the beach hitting a bong
Man, living large just like Cheech and Chong

Or maybe I'm just a wannabe
Phruitcake pirate
Living out my wannabe
Tirade
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he's a
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he is

Because I'm a
Phruitcake pirate
Just living my life
Out loud
Three maybe four
Centuries
Too late
Too late

Or maybe I'm just a wannabe
Phruitcake pirate
Living out my wannabe
Tirade
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he's a
Phruitcake pirate
Yes, he is

Phruitcake pirate
Phruitcake pirate
Phruitcake pirate



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