We're Different (You Say Trouser Snake, I Say Schlong)

Micah is tall
And I don't suffer from depression

Myq.
I'm not a Jew at all
So I can get into heaven

Alright.
I am a vegan

And peolple don't hate me

Miach good at sports...
And I do to

Really?
I'm not a liar

Ping pong is a sport

You're a liar

And I'm not short

You're clearly lying right now
Myq, look at you

And you get way too hung up on details

I just want to be honest with these nice people

Yeah
We're different

We're differnt

Tomato

Steak

We're differnt

Pototo

Cake

We're differnt

PototoCake

Kanish

We're differnt
But we're still friends

I don't read that much

Look at me
I do

I watch a lot of stupid TV

I actually do to
But I don't think TV is all that stupid nesscarlly
There has been a lot of great shows throught TV's history
For example have you seen Buffy The Vampire Slayer?

I 've never seen Buffy.

Well you should

I've been busy watching America's Next Top Chef

Don; t you mean Top Model, or Top Chief
Next Top Model
Next Top Chief is not a show
Why?

The reason?
I don't know
Maybe because it's a

Background sound track for my depression

We're differnt

Either

I hate myself

We're differnt

Neither

Woo!
Cake!

We're differnt

Neither cake

Nor candy

For shield me

From my eternal agony

Truthfully
I'm not really all that depressed

And I'm not really all that Jewish

I have a really nice girlfriend

Me to-ish

But mine broke up with me

So this song is a liar

But that dosen't really matter to me

Of course

We're differnt

Tamether

Potither

Together

Togither

Mcgeiver

MacGyver?

Yeah
We put our different parts together
Because we're friends

Yeah.
...Woah woah
That sounds a little mcgayver, buddy
Are you talking about putting our private parts together
Like sword fighting?

Oh no no no no
Not fighting
Like working together
Like MacGyver had to do with whatever he had around to defuse a bomb
Like with paper clips
...Or our pensis'

OKAY!

We're differnt

He's not so blue

He's not so Jew

We're differnt
From you, and you, and you
We're differnt
We're rubber
You're glue
We put our differnt parts together
Because we're friends
Defusing bombs with our

Trouser Snake
(MYQ: Schlong)