Needlemouse: The Musical

My name is Eggman and I am the best
But my plan is always stopped by that blue pest
They think I'm mad, but I am quite keen
If you don't believe me, try Mean Bean Machine

My name is Sonic, I'm the blue blur
I have running shoes and spiny cyan fur
I am blazing fast as you all know
If you don't pick me in Brawl, then you're too slow

My name is Miles, but Tails is what they call me
I am very little, and I don't have any family
I am just an orphan, will somebody adopt me?
'Cause I can spin my tails and fly really high and build your new technology

I am called Knuckles, yea that my name
I don't know why I am singing, this is lame
I am an echidna, what else to say
I protect the Chaos Emeralds, now go away

Knuckles, that wasn't very musical
Yes, my verse was far superior
I don't like singing ok
Ah, come on Knucks
Yea, come on step it up
Sounded a little flat too
I wasn't flat
Everyone leaves me alone

Hello, my name Amy I am Sonic's girl
And every time we hug, I want to hurl
We'll have a family, ten kids in all
And when we're Wed, I hope I am dead, he'll be my baby doll

Everyone shut it, it's my verse again
My Death Egg will make you scream and shout
It's got some dings, but I can buff those out
Sky Chase, Launch Base, any act is fine
All your zone will soon be mine

Give it up, Eggman
Yea, your plan never work
Well, how about this Eggbot, eek it's going berserk

Sonic dear, will back to you
I want you near, on fire too
Your emerald eyes, is this over yet?

And darling rear, ew
Please marry me, I'd rather not
Your bride to be, you're not that hot
Hedgehog and wife, ah!
Eternally, now just one sec

If we're a pair, I'm not aware
I have to change my underwear
So Amy Rose, please don't propose
Hey, Sonic, I'm afraid I made a mess
Is this how you spell 'Sonic says'?

My name is Eggman, Robotnik, too
And I'm Sonic, I'm a streak of red and blue
I'm Tails Prower, I'm Amy Rose
This is Knuckles the Echidna, Chaos Control

I'm second player, I'm evil, and I'm greedy
I'm in love with sonic, I'm known for being speedy
We go together like frankfurters and chili

So thanks for playing on and stay true
'Cause Nintedon't what we all do
For 19 years of spin dashing
For hyping up, blast processing
For shuttle loops and home attacks
For pinball zones and Big the Cat
For blue typhoon, and Sonic Boom
For rings and things
Thanks one and all to you, SEGA!