Pac-Man the Musical: A Pacapella Song

Hi, good evening!
Pleased to meet you, my name's Blinky
I'm here to dine upon your brains til' you are dead
So now if you wouldn't mind
Just stand still for a short time
While I feast upon your tasty yellow head
Hey buddy, Take it easy!
Please don't eat me!
I got a Missus and a kid at home to feed
Well, I'll see what I can do
But I just may eat them, too!
You wouldn't hold out on a hungry ghost in need
So I'll put you in this pot
And then I'll fasten on the top
And at the end
I'll eat you up!
"Hey guys! What's going on? Ooh Pac-Man! My favorite!"
There's nothing so delectable as Pac-Man
Full of flavorful sensation and succulence!
Be he spicy, sour, or sweet
"Je dis toujours bon appetit!"
Sautee, flambe, and marinade- Piece de resistance!
I'm just a bit too busy to be dinner
I got 240 dots I need to munch
But I'm hungry as a horse
I can't wait for second course!
I'll just have to have myself an early lunch!
I'll slice and dice and chop
Until you're minced up yellow slop
And at the end
I'll eat you up!
"Sweet! A Pac-Man!"
"I call dibs!"
"Hey, I've already made my reservation!"
I'd love a Pac-Man salad-- extra Pac, please!
Or a side of Pac-Man fries and ketchup Pacs!
Um, I think this Pac-Man's mine
No he's not!
Look at the time!
Guess I'll be going--
-Straight down my digestive tract!
We could roast him!
We could grill him!
We could bake him!
We could cake him!
We could season him with-
Parsley!
Pepper!
Nuts!
We'll cook Pacman as we please!
He looks like a talking cheese!
And when we're done
We'll eat him up!
First we baste him
Brown and braise him
Honey glaze him
Then we taste him!
Then we'll eat him up!
"Dah!"