Camp R'yleh

Welcome to Camp R'yleh
We hope that you enjoy your stay
Could I please have everyone's attention?
We've got a lot of fun things planned
And it's almost time that we began
But there's a couple rules I'd like to mention
First, no swimming in the lake
What lies beneath, you may awaken
We're getting tired of replacing snorkles
If you feel a little ill
Acquired a rash, or maybe gills
Dr. West is quite ... resourceful
After meals, clean up your scraps
We've had a few problem with rats
Avoid the fungi down by the water
At night before we retire
We all hold hands around the fire
And sing the song that is our Alma mater

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh
Cthulhu R'lyeh
Wgah'nagl fhtagn
Ia! Ia!

If at any time you should
Find yourself lost in the wood
Don't pet the goat residing in the meadow
It's not her fault for having needs
She's got a thousand mouths to feed
And little boys taste remarkably like jello

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh
Cthulhu R'lyeh
Wgah'nagl fhtagn
Ia! Ia!

Whether digging up old artifacts
Or painting signs in arts and crafts
Your afternoons are filled with many choices
In our library you'll find
Books to expand your mind
When gibbering, please use your indoor voices

I shouldn't even have to say
Tentacles are not for play
And never try to find that distant drummer
So kids, please enjoy your time
And maybe if the stars align
Some of you may make it through the summer

Ia!



Credits
Writer(s): Ben Paul Fisher
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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