(There's Always a) Bottleneck
Flip a tile
Complete a road
This ain't exactly the DaVinci Code
Ten minutes placing each terrain
And you haven't cloistered shit
This entire fucking game
It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck
Tow bricks for a flock of sheep
Make a choice before we fall asleep
There's ore to mine and grain to grow
The only thing settled is you're too damn slow
It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck
Two trains laid on the map
That's all you've placed
In an hour and a half
Make up your mind which color to put
My meeples would have made it there
Faster on foot
It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck
One orc we need to slice
Just pick a spell and roll the dice
There's gold to earn
Dungeons to beat
And you haven't even finished
Your character sheet
It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck
It don't matter if you raise your voice
It don't matter if there's only one choice
When your turn is done, we'll all rejoice
There's always a bottleneck
Complete a road
This ain't exactly the DaVinci Code
Ten minutes placing each terrain
And you haven't cloistered shit
This entire fucking game
It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck
Tow bricks for a flock of sheep
Make a choice before we fall asleep
There's ore to mine and grain to grow
The only thing settled is you're too damn slow
It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck
Two trains laid on the map
That's all you've placed
In an hour and a half
Make up your mind which color to put
My meeples would have made it there
Faster on foot
It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck
One orc we need to slice
Just pick a spell and roll the dice
There's gold to earn
Dungeons to beat
And you haven't even finished
Your character sheet
It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck
It don't matter if you raise your voice
It don't matter if there's only one choice
When your turn is done, we'll all rejoice
There's always a bottleneck
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