(There's Always a) Bottleneck

Flip a tile
Complete a road
This ain't exactly the DaVinci Code
Ten minutes placing each terrain
And you haven't cloistered shit
This entire fucking game

It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck

Tow bricks for a flock of sheep
Make a choice before we fall asleep
There's ore to mine and grain to grow
The only thing settled is you're too damn slow

It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck

Two trains laid on the map
That's all you've placed
In an hour and a half
Make up your mind which color to put
My meeples would have made it there
Faster on foot

It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck

One orc we need to slice
Just pick a spell and roll the dice
There's gold to earn
Dungeons to beat
And you haven't even finished
Your character sheet

It don't matter if the rules are clear
It don't matter if you've played for years
Gnash your teeth, shed your tears
There's always a bottleneck

It don't matter if you raise your voice
It don't matter if there's only one choice
When your turn is done, we'll all rejoice
There's always a bottleneck



Credits
Writer(s): Ben Paul Fisher
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