Episode 1

Please, welcome to Horrible Histories
The four King Georges of the Georgian era
With "Born to Rule"

I took the throne of England
Just 'cause I was protestant
A German Prince whose English stank
King George number One

I like to argue, now that's clear
Especially with my father here
And when he died of diarrhoea
I fought with my son

I broke records with my sixty-year reign
And I broke the scales with my giant frame

Born to rule over you
King George Four
Three, One
And Two
You had to do what we told you to
Just because our blood was blue

I was a hunk, girls adored me
Ladies all swooned before me
They would do anything for me
Or I'd have their husbands killed

Had a war with Prince Charles Bonnie
Everyone said that I was f-f-funny
I spent everyone's money
Our subjects were not thrilled

I was the sad one
And I was the bad one
I was the mad one
And I was the fat one

We were born to rule over you
Georges One
Three, Four
And Two
England's kings
Though we were Germans too
Him
Then him
Then me
Then you

(We were born) Born to rule over you
Born to rule!
Gorged on fruit, then I died on the loo
People hated us, and we hated them too
Born to rule over you
Born to rule over you
Me, I was as batty as a bonkers kangaro-o
Me, I would have been more at home in a zoo
Now, now our song is through, yeah

Georges
Banana