Episode 4

Anyone whose lived around
These parts, or ever knew'd us
Is well aware that you should never mess with the Tudors

My granddad, Henry Seventh
He beat King Richard
That's him pictured
Defeating the Tyke
He liked his name so much that
To keep alive his memory
He called his own son Henry
What was he like?
Everyone said Henry the Eighth was a baddy
I have to agree
Even though he was my daddy
Just popping out to chop some wives

'Cause we're Tudors
Britain's biggest feuders
And just like barracudas
We kill with methods foul
Tudors
Each enemy a Judas
At least we're not as rude as
Simon Cowell

My reign was quite notorious
I liked to hunt and slaughter
But then you had a daughter
Mary was her name

It was a son I wanted
So I divorced her mother
Then wife two had another
A girl? Not again
Oi! That's me you're talking about!

Tudor
Superior to you, duh
Who followed me as ruler?
Best not to ask

It must have been my laddie
Yes, sickly little Eddie
Was ill and soon got deady
And who came next?

Your daughters then took over
First came Bloody Mary
My sister's rule was scary
So all hail me

Tudors
The history books reviewed us
As nutters and big bruisers
Who kill and cull

I never had an heir
So our reign ended there
We may not have been fair
But we were never dull