Episode 6

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
And our only aim in life is to fight
I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
We fight by day, and when it's not so bright
We're not so bright

We like to beat and chop and stab
Our wicked enemy
But all the time, we try to stick
To rules of chivalry

Rule one, we have to do brave deeds
For some great lady fair
I'd write poems
I would joust
Well, I would fight a bear
Well, maybe a teddy bear
Oh, I can't!

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
And our only aim in life is to fight
I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
We charge ahead but never left or right
We're never right

Rule two, we have to practice
In the noble art of war
Battle for our King and country
That's what knights are for

And if there is no war to fight
A-hunting we will go
We hunt for deer and rabbits, too
So long as they are slow
Otherwise, we can't catch them

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
And our only aim in life is to fight
I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
We are fighters, and our armour's always tight
And these swords aren't light!

Rule three, in war we aim to capture
Other knights alive
Their families give us lots of dosh
So long as they survive

We act like gentlemen and only
Fight with other gents
A real knight, he would never fight against peasants
Anyway, peasants pong

I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
And our only aim in life is to fight
I'm a knight
I'm a knight
And I'm a knight
When we ride to war, we're such a splendid sight
We are a sight



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