Gangsta Kid

I was rolling through the hood, on my shiny red bike
When I came across a young blood, looking for a fight
I went for my Super Soaker Max Infusion Water Blaster
Sprayed him in the face and I ran off even faster
When I got home, my ma' was throwing a party
I met up with some homies and smoked-up loads of smarties
I drank my apple juice and finished my punch
Then I went up to my mama and said "Yo, make me some lunch"

I'm the biggest gangster, though I may be white
I can go to bed without a nightlight
I will bring the pain, and I will do the crime
Can't stay out too late, cause my bedtime is at 9
Money, cars, and girls, can't choose just one
Games, gum, and candy, you know I got tons
I'll make it known to the world, I'm better than you
If you step up to me, you know I'll spray you too

I'm a total playa, I ain't afraid of cooties
When you open up my closet, all you'll see is call of duty
Ghosts, black ops, modern warfare, I've got em' all
Rated M for mature, even though I'm 3 feet tall
I'm so cool, I even stole a candy bar
Better watch out, I'm going for some cards
Stealin' Pokémon, magic and baseball
If my mom finds out, she won't take me to the mall

I'm the biggest gangster, though I may be white
I can go to bed without a nightlight
I will bring the pain, and I will do the crime
Can't stay out too late, cause my bedtime is at 9
Money, cars, and girls, can't choose just one
Games, gum, and candy, you know I got tons
I'll make it known to the world, I'm better than you
If you step up to me, you know I'll spray you too

Ya, boi this is where I lay down some rules
This is how to make your mom look like a fool:
"Hey, you, son of a motherless goat
Shut the front door, you big fat croak
Golly gee, Geez Louis, why are you such a fartknocker
Hob knocker, shikaka stinky butt mucker
Barnacles, why don't you go lick a big truck
But, for Pete's sake, I don't give a Donald duck
Dagnabbit, Dang rabbit, why are you such a fish paste?
Son of a nutcracker, I have great taste"
God Damn, I'm the ShiT...

I'm the biggest gangster, though I may be white
I can go to bed without a nightlight
I will bring the pain, and I will do the crime
Can't stay out too late, cause my bedtime is at 9
Money, cars, and girls, can't choose just one
Games, gum, and candy, you know I got tons
I'll make it known to the world, I'm better than you
If you step up to me, you know I'll spray you too
Money, cars, and girls, games, gum, and candy