Snickle Frits
This is a song about this kid I met
Through my adventures through time and space
He was a strange fella, this one
I couldn't even believe my eyes
Can't you believe that?
My eyes were like "Nah, this can not be real, what is this ridiculous nonsense"
Anyway, enough about my beautiful eyes
And let's get this song going about this strange and wild kid
Here we go
Snickle Frits was once a kid
And there are something's that he did
He was gross
And kinda weird
He was 300 pounds and 3ft tall
Boy that kid was really small
So I dropped kick him
I dropped kick him
Snickle Frits is an idiot
He smells a lot like my armpit
Idiot
A big dimwit
The first time I saw him he was licking a frog
And Boy that kid looked like a dog
It was gross
He made me sick
As you can see this miniature 300-pound boy had some special issues.
He wasn't accustomed to being normal
I mean come on, his name is Snickle Frits, what kinda name was that?
I guess that was alright though because his strangeness
Just meant more entertainment for me
Oh yeah
One day he decided to go to a dance
He was jumping around and poop his pants
It stunk really bad
Really really bad
But I guess that is what I get
For drop kicking poor Mr. Frits
Oh poor me
It still stinks
Snickle Frits is an idiot
He smells a lot like my armpit
An Idiot
A big dimwit
Next time I saw him he was cliff diving
Next thing you know he was coming towards me
He belly-flopped me
Now, you gotta wonder, what the heck is wrong with the lady that raised him
But it turns out, this kid was not raised by a lady. He was raised by a pack of hobbits Unfortunately, I was not able to dodge that 300lb body
And I was knocked out and injured
But luckily I survived, you see
And I was saved by non-other than that kid Snickle Frit
The last time I saw him I was in the hospital bed
He came in and there were some things he said
I was his only friend
His only friend
He walked out that night without a goodbye
On the inside, my heart died
Oh, Goodbye
Mr. Frits
Snickle Frits is an alright kid
Even though there are some things he did
An ok kid
He's alright by me
The last time I saw him he was leavin' me
And never again will I ever see him ever again
Oh poor me
Oh poor me
Through my adventures through time and space
He was a strange fella, this one
I couldn't even believe my eyes
Can't you believe that?
My eyes were like "Nah, this can not be real, what is this ridiculous nonsense"
Anyway, enough about my beautiful eyes
And let's get this song going about this strange and wild kid
Here we go
Snickle Frits was once a kid
And there are something's that he did
He was gross
And kinda weird
He was 300 pounds and 3ft tall
Boy that kid was really small
So I dropped kick him
I dropped kick him
Snickle Frits is an idiot
He smells a lot like my armpit
Idiot
A big dimwit
The first time I saw him he was licking a frog
And Boy that kid looked like a dog
It was gross
He made me sick
As you can see this miniature 300-pound boy had some special issues.
He wasn't accustomed to being normal
I mean come on, his name is Snickle Frits, what kinda name was that?
I guess that was alright though because his strangeness
Just meant more entertainment for me
Oh yeah
One day he decided to go to a dance
He was jumping around and poop his pants
It stunk really bad
Really really bad
But I guess that is what I get
For drop kicking poor Mr. Frits
Oh poor me
It still stinks
Snickle Frits is an idiot
He smells a lot like my armpit
An Idiot
A big dimwit
Next time I saw him he was cliff diving
Next thing you know he was coming towards me
He belly-flopped me
Now, you gotta wonder, what the heck is wrong with the lady that raised him
But it turns out, this kid was not raised by a lady. He was raised by a pack of hobbits Unfortunately, I was not able to dodge that 300lb body
And I was knocked out and injured
But luckily I survived, you see
And I was saved by non-other than that kid Snickle Frit
The last time I saw him I was in the hospital bed
He came in and there were some things he said
I was his only friend
His only friend
He walked out that night without a goodbye
On the inside, my heart died
Oh, Goodbye
Mr. Frits
Snickle Frits is an alright kid
Even though there are some things he did
An ok kid
He's alright by me
The last time I saw him he was leavin' me
And never again will I ever see him ever again
Oh poor me
Oh poor me
Credits
Writer(s): Dispute The Mute
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