Authority Rap

Yo, they call me the biggest of the big
The big man E, the one who f's with the pigs
I don't respect authority, I'm a bit of a minority
I rather be the one who doesn't fit in the majority
I'm weird, I'm funky, I'm different you see
No cream, no sugar, in my coffee
I like it black, like my heart and even more my soul
I'm so freaking cold, I'll chill you to the down to the bone

I'm the big man
I got two hands
I've got big plans
And I've got demands
I'm the man with the hands with the plans with a grand
All my fans, they demand that I ban Iran
In my van, with my band, we're getting a tan
Best believe that's the best damn poetry slam
Hot Daaaaamnnn!

I ain't scared of you, your homies or your dog
I'll roll up on my moped and spit on your lawn
My mamma says I'm hard and that's how I roll
When you see me come up, be ready to go
I'm rolling in the hood, on my two wheels
All these females dogs, trying to score a deal
With the big man E, and his big ass D
I'll give it to you later, if you know what I mean

I'm the big man
I got two hands
I've got big plans
And I've got demands
I'm the man with the hands with the plans with a grand
All my fans, they demand that I ban Iran
In my van, with my band, we're getting a tan
Best believe that's the best damn poetry slam

I'm the biggest of the biggest of the biggest of the biggest of the biggest... (etc...)
I'm not racist.

I'm the big man
I got two hands
I've got big plans
And I've got demands
I'm the man with the hands with the plans with a grand
All my fans, they demand that I ban Iran
In my van, with my band, we're getting a tan
Best believe that's the best damn poetry slam

I'm the man in the sand on my lil' island
I got that ham and some spam at my command
Now don't you understand that this ain't a scam
I'm the biggest of the big, and I don't give a damn
If you can't withstand all my little commands,
We can take it outside and throw some hands
I don't think you'll stand a bit of a chance
I'll kick your hindquarters, then I'll do a lil' dance
Uh! Uh!
Yeah, that's me dancing... on your grave!!

Don't be racist



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Writer(s): Dispute The Mute
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