Waxies' Dargle

Says my aul wan to your aul wan, will you come to the waxies dargle
Says your aul wan to my aul wan, sure I haven't got a farthing
I went down to Monto town to see Uncle McArdle
Oh, he wouldn't give me a couple'a bob for to come to the waxies dargle

What'll you have? I'll have a pint
I'll have a pint with you, sir
Lord, if one of us doesn't order soon
We'll be kicked out of the boozer

Says your aul wan to my aul wan, will you come to the Galway races?
Says my aul wan to your aul wan, for the price of my old lad's braces
I went down to Kaeble street, to the asshole money lenders
Ah, they wouldn't give me a couple'a bob for the price of my old suspenders

So what'll you have? I'll have a pint
I'll have a pint with you, sir
Lord, if one of us doesn't order soon we'll be kicked out of the boozer

Says my aul wan to your aul wan, we've got no beef nor mutton
But if we go to Monto town, might get a drink for nothin'
Here's a piece of sound advice I got from an old fishmonger
When the food is scarce and you see the hearse, you'll know you died of hunger

So what'll you have? I'll have a pint
I'll have a pint with you, sir
Lord, if one of us doesn't order soon we'll be kicked out of the boozer



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Writer(s): St. George's Folly
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