Old Jim's Eulogy

Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die

Dearly beloved, it seems only right we celebrate
The loss of any man so evil as Old Jim
Chop me an onion, dear, that I might shed a tear
As we dispose of him

Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die

Poor old salty Jim, how's a man become so awful?
You know, I heard that once he kicked his neighbor's dog (What a dick!)
So let's skip the cemetery, boys, and drop him in the bog

Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die

Let's drink one for Jim; raise a tall glass to his memory
And we'll try to only say nice things aloud
Like "Jim is way up high, in that clear blue sky
Kicking angels off his cloud"

Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die

Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die

Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
The nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
The nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die



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Writer(s): Adam Azra'el
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