Old Jim's Eulogy
Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
Dearly beloved, it seems only right we celebrate
The loss of any man so evil as Old Jim
Chop me an onion, dear, that I might shed a tear
As we dispose of him
Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
Poor old salty Jim, how's a man become so awful?
You know, I heard that once he kicked his neighbor's dog (What a dick!)
So let's skip the cemetery, boys, and drop him in the bog
Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
Let's drink one for Jim; raise a tall glass to his memory
And we'll try to only say nice things aloud
Like "Jim is way up high, in that clear blue sky
Kicking angels off his cloud"
Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
The nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
The nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
Dearly beloved, it seems only right we celebrate
The loss of any man so evil as Old Jim
Chop me an onion, dear, that I might shed a tear
As we dispose of him
Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
Poor old salty Jim, how's a man become so awful?
You know, I heard that once he kicked his neighbor's dog (What a dick!)
So let's skip the cemetery, boys, and drop him in the bog
Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
Let's drink one for Jim; raise a tall glass to his memory
And we'll try to only say nice things aloud
Like "Jim is way up high, in that clear blue sky
Kicking angels off his cloud"
Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
Last night Old Jim finally croaked
And a party started right when we awoke
Every head is covered, every eye is dry
'cause the nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
The nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
The nicest thing that Old Jim ever did was die
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Writer(s): Adam Azra'el
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