So Maternal (feat. Rachel Bloom & Jamie Denbo)

On today's episode, we're talking allergies
Peanuts, dairy, eggs
How do we let kids be kids but still keep them safe?

Parenting ain't harrowing, demanding, or traumatic
Let's face facts, moms say that
When they're not this good at it
Step aside ladies, give your babies
To a Carol Brady level matriarch
The only hard part of it is
How hard I'll hit this
When I knock it out of the park

Your hands (Raise 'em up)
Your glass (Raise it up)
Low expectations (Raise 'em up)
Your children, I'm gonna raise 'em up
It's instinctual, I'm a natural
I'm tireless, multitasktical
My mom gave the flame
And it'll burn eternal
Damn, I'm so maternal
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal
Tommy, lunch!

You're listening to "Mom Time Daily"
And we're so honored to have super mom
Rebecca Bunch here on our podcast today
Rebecca, you are one of the most incredible moms I have ever seen
Even though you don't have any children
And you've only been babysitting for less than an hour
How do you do it?
First of all, I want to say what an honor it is
For you to have me on your podcast
You know, I guess I just instinctively get how to be a mom
And that's what sets me apart from other mothers
Agreed, other mothers are losers
Heh, yes

Gonna keep 'em warm
Gonna keep 'em safe
Gonna keep their homework free of mistakes
If a kid gets hungry, I'll feed his face
A real wholesome meal
Piece of cake
Here, have a piece of cake

Energy (Let's bring it up)
The volume (DJ, bring it up)
My spotlight (Light, god, bring it up)
Your children, you're gonna let me bring them up
It comes easily, it's effortless
Even Gwyneth said, "You're the best at this"
In her well-respected online journal
Good god, I'm so maternal
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal
So maternal