The Grandpa Rap

Boy, what'chu know about this?
What'chu know about this?
What'chu know about this?
What'chu know about this?
No fidgety spins
Guess where that began?
No auto-tune songs
We talked into fans
What'chu know about this?
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What'chu know about this?
That iPhone X
We ain't have none of that
We talked to each other
I'm bringing that back

What'chu doing there boy? Tryna find some change?
I can't find my phone
That would never be an issue back in my day
Back then, if you had a nickel you were good
Let me tell you a little story about my childhood
Sounds nice, Grandpa, but I gotta go now
It'll only take a minute, come on, boy, just sit down
The End
Grandpa, that was three hours!
Don't blame me, you asked about your uncle Howard
Save memes but not time to talk an hour
But the world is ending if your phone is out of power
I swear it's this new generation
Can hold an iPhone but not a conversation
I swear you can't take out no swag
No one says that
Well I'm bringing it back
In those DMs? She won't message you back
What you should do is go bingo and chill
Grandpa, no one our age ever does that
That's 'cuz you kids got it twisted for real
Don't hear your parents saying, "Pick up these clothes"
But hear "Bad and Boogie" by the Three Amigos
Y'all got that ol' "Woah"
But in my day, we had the twist
Grandpa, please stop
Don't be hating, boy, I'm killing it!

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No Jordan's for kicks
We rock us some Mocks
You microwavin'?
We'd use us some rocks
What'chu know about this?
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What'chu know about this?
What'chu know about this?
That YouTube thing?
We ain't have none of that
We talked to each other
I'm bringing that back

I'm off to the store, boy, I need a new phone
Wait what's the problem?
The thing won't turn on
I swear this technology isn't worth nothing
Grandpa, did you try to hit the on button
Oh... thanks Kyle!
These are hard, they should bring payphones in style
Now show me how do I email a tweet?
Grandpa, you can't
Not unless you show me!
Huh, oh my gosh, Kyle, we're rich
Pack up your bags we're gon' spend it all summer
What?
We won a mill and a trip
All I gotta do is give my credit card number
That isn't real
But it says it right there!
It's just a scam
Someone's not tryna share
Matter of fact, I'll do it, keep me the loot
That's not how you work it
I don't give a hoot!

Is that my baby? Can't be, boy, you look so grown
Grandma, I'm twenty
Still so young, y'all grow up so fast
I guess, now I'm 'bout to get some snacks
Hungry baby?
Grandma, your knee!
Boy, no knee keeping me from cooking some collard greens
Matter of fact, if you want, I'll make you some mac and cheese
Uh, thanks, but I'm good
You're not leaving hungry!

What'chu doing?
Nothing really
You don't know nothing like back in my day
If you were bored, better get a board game
Matter of fact, that's what we did, we would skate
That's pretty coo-, Grandpa, stop, it's not safe!
They call this the Kevin Ware flip,ok?
Don't worry about me, I'm still poppin', WHOOP
Grandpa!
My back just popped in!

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That watch ain't exist
We using the clocks
You see that tv?
We watch on the box
What'chu know about this?
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That Chatsnap thing?
We ain't have none of that
We talked to each other
I'm bringing that back