The Mom vs. Dad Rap Battle

(Abu Vibes)

Let me tell you what you left me here to do right now
Clean this, like, it's not your house
I've been worked all day, I still ain't sat down
(I can clean it up) nope, it's too late now!
You done messed up
Your genes are why he's failin' the semester
And you got him lookin' dusty how he's dressed up
So cheap, he's strugglin' to save you two bucks

Speaking of, you put a ring on it, promised 50-50
Now you've got it twisted, talking 360
I been really workin', you've been barely stressin'
Yet your hairline's lookin' like the Great Recession
If I say something, take my side or nothing
(You don't take mine) hey, don't change the subject
Work all day, but can't clean up banana
You're the real one that needs this bandana

That's how I feel too
Making messes? Make your meals too
You don't text back (babe, I just got it)
You've got time to talk? You've got time to respond then
I won't get mad, baby, just be honest
(I was gonna text you) see, I knew you saw them
Take the couch, I want my bed back
You've got all this, but still do all that

That's how you feel, huh?
All the work I do just ain't enough?
And I'm never dirty, I stay cleanin' up
(This was your room) don't bring up old stuff
And I do notice things, I pay attention
(Then, what's different about me?) That's a trick question
Graduated, but still love testin'
Naggin' on me 24-7

This the same thing, here we go again
This ain't your way, this is Dad's Plan
Every night another nickel goes to waste
'Cause you need name-brand, the other tastes the same
And my hairline's thick and healthy too
Like the mustache you've got coming through
How you saying rules and do the same thing?
I appreciate you, appreciate me

And no, don't call me cheap, those Weezy's look real
Plus, they were 25 bucks, that's a steal
Got you red bottoms, just look at the heel
Baby, I love you, but you need to chill
Maybe, I would if it weren't for this mess
(I didn't make that) well, who made it then?
(I was at work all day) well, I was too
Wait a sec, Kyle, let's talk for a few