Ballad of the S.F.I.

I wake up
And I saw my face in the mirror
I hate you. I hate you

I wake up
And I saw my face in the mirror
I hate you. I hate you

You's a stupid fuckin idiot
You's a stupid fuckin idiot
You's a stupid fuckin idiot
You's a stupid fuckin idiot

I wake up every morning when I hear my alarm
And I'm wonderin why I'm still alive, still alive
Why can't I go to sleep and never wake up
I got no job, got no girl, got no money

Sit down, settle down and think
You need to realize that even if it all stinks
You still got shit to do
So calm your fuckin head
And stop talkin bout the fact, that you wish you were dead

How stupid can you really be?
Here take this mug, cause I'm bout to spill the tea
Just cause you may amount to nothin
Doesn't mean you're allowed to stop your functions

Hey stupid fuckin idiot who thinks he's a comedian
Go outside and walk cause you ate all of that chocolate

How about you go and make your bed, do the dishes
No wonder you ain't got a pile of some riches

Why you worried about other people's shit
When you got a stack so high, it'd take year to clean it
Last thing I remember, you was braggin bout droppin out
But now you can't even - like you can't even like fuckin do anything
Except spend your entire day playing video Games and watching movies

Good job man, way to fuckin go

You a stupid fuckin idiot

I hate your face, hate your smile, you're a disgrace
I hate your brain, hate your body, why are you lame?
I hate your dreams, hate your goals, and your self-esteem.
You ain't perfect, you ain't special, cause

You a stupid fuckin idiot

Yo Zach how it feel to be an idiot
You should've gone to bed early and been obedient
But here you are at approximately 7am
There's no way you got deep sleep, light sleep or REM

In fact, from what I recall, it was only a 10 minute nap
But let's reflect on the evening from the time you laid down
At a quarter after 3, you needed to get to sleep
But your eyes were awake, and you fell flat on your face
You contemplated life choices, like your college sacrifice
Regretted that time you never took that pizza slice

Thought about your middle school Bully
In a dream, you even fell in love with Susie, but then you woke back up
And thought about the reasons that you wanted to die
Before you struggled with the concept of YouTube your whole life
Wouldn't it be so easy just to quit, but before you could figure it out
You were transmit
Ted into the dreamland
Met Billy the Giraffe, he became your bestest friend
Drove around in Forza, wrecking shit, in a Lego ghettoland
Got some candy from a man named George, he was innocent
And loved to help kids who were bored
You even thought about being in a Netflix special, boy the audience loved you
But it wasn't real
So now you're worried about your future, your resume is wild
You've done nothing but dumb shit and you feel uninspired
But that's not true, this is insomnia talking
This is a part of your conscious,so stop all your barking

I know you've been asking why am I still awake
But it's a new day, time to get away from the thought processes of dismay

Get your ass up mothafucka

"Huh what? why did i wake up this morning?"