First Impressions

So, do you agree with Kevin?

About what?

Am I really cute?

What? You can't just ask me that?

Why not? You said you were an open book
So, am I?

She's a little artsy, she's hip and cool
She's just like all those girls that ignored me all through school
She's kinda indie, and pretty hot
She's a lot like all the things that I am not

There's some Asian symbol, tattooed on her wrist
She's got the kinda look that says "Hello world, I'm pissed"
She's sorta hostile, her guns are drawn
Is it weird or just screwed up that I'm turned on?

But that's just a first impression, I could be totally wrong
It's only a first impression and maybe she's–

A stuffy and conservative, way uptight girl who's still a virgin
Never goes past second base, suppressing every single urge
Until she marches down the aisle and finally ties the knot
She could want a giant family
Be an opera devotee
Hell even have a PhD
Yes, that's who she could be

I'm waiting

Uh, yes. You are very... pleasant looking

Pleasant Looking?

No, I mean...
Attractive... Desirable... Stunningly beautiful
How about D: All of the above?
And what adjectives would you use to describe me?

He's a bit annoying, and overdressed
He's got the kinda vibe that says "Look at me, I'm stressed"

Really there are just so many adjectives to choose from I wouldn't even know where to start

Probably likes to cuddle, long walks in the park
And if he likes sex, then it's only in the dark

But that's just a first impression, I could be totally wrong
It's only a first impression and maybe he's–

A nasty uninhibited, ferocious tiger in the sack
Who rides a Harley, hits the gym
And makes his money dealing crack
To wealthy kids in private schools
Who treat him like a god
He could kick some ass just like Bruce Lee
Engage in online piracy
And not take any shit from me

Yes that's who he could
That's who she could
That's who (she) he could be

But that's just a first impression, I could be totally wrong
It's only a first impression, and though the impression is strong
It never can hurt to question, though I doubt this will lead to romance

Sometimes the ones who seem great are a nightmare to date
Either way I've been burned but the one thing I've learned

Is often times first impressions
Are worth a second glance (It's worth a second glance)
A second glance (It's worth a second glance)
A second glance (It's worth a second glance)
It's worth a second glance