The Awkward Pause

It was all going okay
But now you don't know what to say
'Cause you thought that you were
Being clever
But you came off just as dumb as ever.
You should just run for the door
You've played out this scene before
And you're stuck in a slew of hems and haws.

It's so awkward...
This awkward pause...

Would gladly eat a plate of glass
If it would make this moment pass.
Would rather skydive with no parachute

Get caught solicitinga prostitute

Better to bump into an ex

Or crash your car into a tree

See your parents having sex

Or catch a mild STD

Things that normally are paralyzing
Compared to this, they all
Seem appetizing
'Cause you're stuck in the agonizing claws
Of the awkward...
The awkward pause.



Credits
Writer(s): Alan T Zachary, Michael Blake Weiner
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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