Pocket Monsters

Yo this one's for Britt, man
42 And kicking it like a motherfucker

Yo britt thank you for not making good decisions
So you can sell me my weed

Yeah Britt you always on top
Fucking 7 day of the week
7 Day of the week
Yo this about to start right?

It already did man
It already did
Go Jim

I'm steady flowing so easily
I can't stop the words when I speak em so freely it's like I'm
Moving backwards through time motherfucker
My mind explodes what the fuck's going on in my dome
Yeah, but I'm still so chill
Smoking all this weed and snorting all them pills
I'm in that pussy like Donkey Kong
It don't make sense but my dick's like a donkey's
Long

Yo my vernacular is absolutely spectacular
And my balls are so master
I'm obviously catching her
Damn, I get that money like sure
And my beats so sick that there is no cure
See, I get between more knees than venereal disease
Yeah you know that when I shoot
I aim to please
I said "Can I come over?"
She told me "Wait"
I said "Why?"
"I'd rather you come on my face"

See the truth is my use is
Keeping your hips moving
Working harder than single moms with two kids
All I do is hop the hurdles to eat ya
Box up like the Ninja Turtles eat pizza
Got my hits but I'm not Chris
I won't beat ya
Don't have to know what art is to be my Mona Lisa
It's Heartless and Felli with a whole new sound
Call us Dave Matthews
The best of what's around

And if you just don't care
Put your hands in the air
If you're here to get fucked up
Raise your cup, raise your cup
The weather's warming up
Let's cut class, go get drunk
My magic wand made her Moaning Myrtle
Used my pocket monster
And she Squirtled

Success is imminent and failure's not an option
So we fight as if we're boxing
And we fly like we're in top gun
I bite hard but I play a little harder
The tolerance is high and it's not getting any smaller
Chances are my buddies probably fucked your daughter
But I wouldn't let it bother you
Cause they probably never called her

Yo I'm just
I'm just gonna hop in
No? No? Alright whatever

We're rather passive but our beer muscles are massive
So we tend to get aggressive when the bouncer is an ass then
We kick his teeth and leave him bleeding on the streets
So when the cops are called we speedin
So they never know who beat him

We get stoned like middle ages
The vibe is contagious
Buzz like a bee until the sea spreads like bible pages

Got her on my Jesus tip
All up on her knees and shit
She told me she's agnostic
But maybe she'll believe in this?

She said to lick me like a lollipop
Til I get sticky while this molly pops
When she rides it's like climbing a redwood tree
Making these panties drop
Like the were dubstep beats

And if you just don't care
Put your hands in the air
If you're here to get fucked up
Raise your cup, raise your cup
The weather's warming up
Let's cut class, go get drunk
My magic wand made her Moaning Myrtle
Used my pocket monster
And she Squirtled

Yo I spit shit ridiculous
Now shit hold up you hittin this
Cause if you ain't be hitting this
I could take a hit of this
With chicks it's hit or miss
But I ain't no misogynist
So baby if it's fresh
I'll give that clit a little kiss
Pleasure and bliss miss this is my biz
That is if my business is making chicks jizz
Open panties like they candies with both hands and my teeth
Excited to eat up the sweets underneath like

It's obvious unanimously voted the best
And every time she taste my meat she says it's like Ruth Chris
I'm straightforward just like the brim of my hat
So snap into my Slim Jim like a Zubat attack
She got two pocket monsters
One in each hand
Ready and willing for the battle to begin
I told em you were sexy so they know that it's true
Now all my homies trying to get a peek at you

And if you just don't care
Put your hands in the air
If you're here to get fucked up
Raise your cup, raise your cup
The weather's warming up
Let's cut class, go get drunk
My magic wand made her Moaning Myrtle
Used my pocket monster
And she Squirtled

And if you just don't care
Put your hands in the air
If you're here to get fucked up
Raise your cup, raise your cup
The weather's warming up
Let's cut class, go get drunk
My magic wand made her Moaning Myrtle
Used my pocket monster
And she Squirtled

It's super effective!