Heard

Sorry not sorry, we only reserve parties of six or more
You can chill at the bar or wait on the porch or the lawn
You'll get a text when your group can be sat
Or hit up Sid and get your party basil cucumber smashed
See, this a million dollar business that makes it's money in three months
The fish and chips are coming. No such thing as a free lunch
Unless you complain enough. Okay I just ate the cost
Lackluster service? Blame the boss.

Caw caw! We all seagulls but Kellie takes the cake to the face
No shame, use her tongue to scrape the plate
Waitin' on that lobster bake to suck the legs dry
Whole wait station lookin' like a bread line
Table from hell sayin' their steak isn't well. It's basically ash
Whatever, you can save it for Yelp
And once the waiters make their tips then they waitin' on the shifty list
Seany O. Sippin' whiskey. Britney, bitch

"Behind!" Heard! "Comin' out!" Heard
"Hot stuff comin' down!" Hot stuff heard
"Sharp behind!" Heard! "Corner in!" Heard
"Steppin off the line. Imma need to calm my nerves

"Behind!" Heard! "Comin' out!" Heard
"Hot stuff comin' down!" Hot stuff heard
"Sharp behind!" Heard! "Corner in!" Heard
"Steppin off the line to calm my nerves

Hide the batter gansett. Kiwi on a bender
Lindsay with a tray full of lobster like, Expensive
Rob's bitchin' in the kitchen. There's thirty open menus
And can't nobody make decisions. It's like 2:57
Later a salty gruff teachin' Blake how to shuck
No paid vacation on a Saturday rush. Yup
Whole staff hopin' Andoo makin' family meal
What's that in the mystery stew? Rabbit ears
Boaters and tourists. Yachters and sailors
White woman on warpaths. God awful privilege
Titos and soda. Water for the table
They came for the swordfish but stayed for the gimlets
Nine step cocktails? I'm basically a chemist
Flippin' merch at work. What a perk. Gotchu Kevin
All in waitin' for the stragglers to exit. It ain't over 'til Bama gets a beverage

"Behind!" Heard! "Comin' out!" Heard
"Hot stuff comin' down!" Hot stuff heard
"Sharp behind!" Heard! "Corner in!" Heard
"Steppin off the line. Imma need to calm my nerves

"Behind!" Heard! "Comin' out!" Heard
"Hot stuff comin' down!" Hot stuff heard
"Sharp behind!" Heard! "Corner in!" Heard
"Steppin off the line to calm my nerves



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Writer(s): Patrick Childers
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