Covfefe

Thanks!
Many are saying that I'm the best 140 character writer in the world
It's easy when it's fun!
Despite the constant press covfefe
The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese
In order to make US manufacturing noncompetitive
If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband
What makes her think that she can satisfy America?

I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke
I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke
I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke
I've never seen a thin person

Sorry losers and haters
But my IQ is one of the highest and you all know it
Please don't feel stupid or insecure, it's not your fault!
It's freezing and snowing in New York, we need global warming!

Lowest rated Oscars in history
Problem is we don't have stars anymore - except your president!
Deals are my art form
Other people paint beautifully or write poetry, I like making deals!

I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke
I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke
I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke
I've never seen a thin person

I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke
I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke
Preferably big deals
That's how I get my kicks

Why would Kim Jong Un insult me by calling me "old"
When I would never call him "short" and "fat"?
Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend
And maybe someday that will happen!

Happy Cinco de Mayo!
The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill
I love Hispanics!
It's been a rocky week
Get home ASAP, A$AP!

Everytime I speak of the haters and losers I do so with great affection
They cannot help that they were born fucked up
They cannot help that they were born fucked up

Robert I'm getting a lot of heat for saying you should dump Kristen
If you saw the Miss Universe girls you would reconsider!
You would reconsider
Amazing how the haters and losers keep tweeting the name
"Fuckface von Clownstick"
Like they are so original and like no one else is doing it

What the fuck?
The fucking guy
From The Apprentice
Is the fucking president
And he said Fuckface von Clownstick
What the fuck
Go out and fucking vote
Go fucking vote!



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