My Dearest Kermit
I once met a lass
Boy did she kick ass
Like Einstein learning ABC's
Her town sure wasn't clean
They had a Dairy Queen
But the roads were all made of swiss cheese
I could be way too sure
But I think we can concur
That Tesla coils will not be missed
I swear to Jesus Christ
If my orange plunge has ice
I'll be removing my uterus
Can you check the time
I can't think of a rhyme
Let's do another one
Microwaves are scary
So is little
When she has a rubber band gun
Oh darling won't you play me
Some frantic ukulele
The gas pedal's about to snap
Sorry to alarm
I didn't mean harm
When I compared you to a flat billed cap
Sheep shaving's cool
But I feel like a tool
When I forget to shut my face
So how's it sound
We could dance around
And kill off the human race
Boy did she kick ass
Like Einstein learning ABC's
Her town sure wasn't clean
They had a Dairy Queen
But the roads were all made of swiss cheese
I could be way too sure
But I think we can concur
That Tesla coils will not be missed
I swear to Jesus Christ
If my orange plunge has ice
I'll be removing my uterus
Can you check the time
I can't think of a rhyme
Let's do another one
Microwaves are scary
So is little
When she has a rubber band gun
Oh darling won't you play me
Some frantic ukulele
The gas pedal's about to snap
Sorry to alarm
I didn't mean harm
When I compared you to a flat billed cap
Sheep shaving's cool
But I feel like a tool
When I forget to shut my face
So how's it sound
We could dance around
And kill off the human race
Credits
Writer(s): Henry Kennedy
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