Meanwhile, in Italy

I'm a little sick of making you laugh
The thing is, you're the joke and deep down you know you are
Cloudy with a chance of a meltdown in class
Someone flips the lever, that's when I know one's not far

In order to accrue some respect
First you have to make it known
That you're a fucking adult

Then, it'd be
Fairly fucking rad
If you'd not seem
Always on the rag
So I suggest
Getting over your empty nest
And act your age
But I already addressed that point before

Slowly, unsurely, the administration
Tried to unify, and weren't at all satisfied
Don't call me family, my work here is done
I know now, you're a business
You can't convince me otherwise

In order to accrue some respect
First you got to not look at me
I have found the holy truth
Your main goal is gaining money

I've been blessed
I've been so impressed
With just how well
Your knowledge is expressed
Wait, I lied
I forgot every line
If nothing else, I'll teach myself
To see through all your bullshit every time