Sexless and Alone

I used to feel lovesick
I used to feel sad
I would spend nights dreaming
of love I used to have
it would cause me heartache
it would cause me pain
now I'm feeling nothing
I'm empty in my brain

now I've got the answer
living on my own
I'll spend the rest of my life
sexless and alone

I used to get horny
and I guess I still do
now the feeling's different
now it's not for you
I used to want someone
I used to go on dates
now I stay home Friday nights
and try to masturbate

now I've got the answer
living on my own
I'll spend the rest of my life
sexless and alone

some folks are born this way
but I don't think that's me
loneliness I recommend
if you want to be free

I used to be loving
I used to want to give
all of that's behind me now
it's no way to live
all you foolish lovers
who pity me will see
you're the ones who should be sad
I'm better off just me

now I've got the answer
living on my own
I'll spend the rest of my life
sexless and alone
sexless