Matt Hancock Should Be In Jail

Matt Hancock's lost his mind again
He doesn't make any sense
Talking about this time next week
When we'll get past the fifteenth peaks

Boris Johnson's just a fucking twat
Head up his arse cos he thinks it's a hat
Covid will wave goodbye
In March then April then June then July

Mr Raab your chicken wrap
Side of anti feminism don't forget that
Keep the women in the kitchen where they belong
Refuse to ever admit you're wrong

Oh Rishi Sunak where do we start
You saved the banks but you broke my heart
Kick the poor while you count ya racks
From your dodgy dealings at Goldman Sac's

Oh Govey you give me pain
In the bathroom snorting cocaine

Ben Wallace turn yourself in
For thinking gay marriage is a sin

Priti Patel go to hell
Take your policies with you as well
Dragging Keeles name through the dirt
Whilst you make asylum seekers hurt

Robert Buckland pay ya fucking tax
IFP what the fuck is that
Rented homes should be good to live in
You don't to build a new prison

Kwasi Kwarteng you've got no heart
You swear that the British don't work hard
You want to shrink the welfare state
You went to Eton so shut up mate

Grant Shapps your a tory what else should I say
Demand the working class to obey
Ignore bullying from your chums
Just a bit of banter and harmless fun

Robert Jenrick it did transpire
You didn't learn the lessons from Grenfell Tower

Liz Truss you're a bit of a racist
Suggest black lives matter claims are baseless

Gavin oh Gavin you fucked the grades
Some shitty algorithm masquerade
Private schools were looking smart
Whilst better state schools were left in the dark

Georgey Eustace grow a spine
Criticism in the press ain't a crime
Whilst Millwall were booed for taking the knee
You refused to agree or disagree

Another runway for Mr Sharma
Meeting climate change with laughter
President of COP26
But driving up emissions what a fucking dick

Brandon Lewis another one who doesn't believe
That landlords should allow their tenants to breathe
Just make rented houses liveable
What's the fucking problem what's the trouble

Alister Jack loves the banks
So much so he doesn't want their tax

Oliver Dowden is much the same
In how tax avoidance should be sustained

Simon Hart hates the welfare state
He doesn't want disabled people to get paid

Miss Coffey doesn't like the gays
And Marcus Rashford all the same

It's a cabinet of bigots a cunts
Want the working class the bear the brunt
Make the rich richer and make the poor poorer
Turn this country into a horror

It's a cabinet of bigots a cunts
Want the working class the bear the brunt
Make the rich richer and make the poor poorer
Turn this country into a horror