Serve With a Smile

Anybody can cook
All you need are ingredients and a recipe
If you follow the book, the possibilities are endless
Just wait and see
It's a dog eats dog world out there

So you do what you must to stay alive
Do you wanna win or do you wanna survive?
You know you can't choose both, so
Pick a side
And if you live, you keep on lying
And everything will be fine

Anybody can be cooked
It just depends on their relationship with their family
You've gotta take a closer look
See how they're doing socially
'Cause you see
It's a dog eats dog world out there

And you do what you must to stay alive
And you think about if people can tell how you really died
And you wonder if his death could be staged as a suicide
And you have to keep on lying
And everything will be fine

So you claim denial
And you serve with a smile

To dispose of Todd would be a waste
And not to mention they could find him in almost any place
So I made sure he disappeared without any trace
I'm ahead of the game
It's a dog eats dog world out there

And you do what you must to stay alive
And you season his whole body with garlic and chives
And you serve him with a bottle of champagne at five
And if you live, you keep on lying
And everything will be fine

If you win you die, if you lose you lie
If you win you die, if you lose you lie
And you just keep on lying and everything will be fine
And you just won't tell them where you were on Friday night
And if you clip her a hedge you'll have a pretty solid alibi

And you wait your while
And you serve with a smile